Mike is on a plane trip to California for vacation, since he is from the Midwest and he has never seen the west cost before he is very excited and he begins drinking beer after beer. Halfway through the flight Mike is feeling very tipsy and he realizes he has to pee badly, walking back to the lavatories he notices that all the mens rooms...
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Affirmative Attitude
1. There is no excuse for lack of effort
2. Although I may be unhappy with my circumstances, and although racism and sexism and other isms exist, I know that things are better now than ever, and the future is even brighter.
3. While I may be unhappy with my circumstances, I have the power to change and improve my life. I refuse...
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1. There is no excuse for lack of effort
2. Although I may be unhappy with my circumstances, and although racism and sexism and other isms exist, I know that things are better now than ever, and the future is even brighter.
3. While I may be unhappy with my circumstances, I have the power to change and improve my life. I refuse...
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Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.
Friendship between men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's...
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A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.
Friendship between men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's...
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The 9 types of girlfriends.....
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1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have."
Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no- talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The...
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1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have."
Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no- talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The...
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elye:
haha this made me laugh loads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just some quotes that I like :-)
heavily tattooed women can be said to control and subvert the ever-present 'male gaze' by forcing men (and women) to look at their bodies in a manner that exerts control.
Margo Demello
Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past.
Jack London
A tattoo is a true poetic creation,...
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heavily tattooed women can be said to control and subvert the ever-present 'male gaze' by forcing men (and women) to look at their bodies in a manner that exerts control.
Margo Demello
Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past.
Jack London
A tattoo is a true poetic creation,...
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kay:
Nice! I like them.
Although Colorado DOES allow the concealed carry of firearms, the city of Aurora specifically BANS concealed carry even to legal permit holders.
There was no one in that theater with a gun except for James Holmes who ILLEGALLY brought them into the theater to start shooting up the place.
Gun control laws DO NOT WORK. Holmes violated at least two gun control laws before he...
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There was no one in that theater with a gun except for James Holmes who ILLEGALLY brought them into the theater to start shooting up the place.
Gun control laws DO NOT WORK. Holmes violated at least two gun control laws before he...
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mckenzie:
Thanks for the love on my new set
linna:
Thank you for your comment on my new set. It makes me very happy
peltzjcp:
And to think, at one point, I thought that the fact that I had to take a classical music appreciation class at University was "A bunch of liberal bullshit!" Hahaha :-)
I'd like to say, I'm really pleased that more and more women are choosing to trim and style their pubic hair these days rather than just shave it all off.
Don't get me wrong, a smooth, shaved vajay-jay is nice too but... Variety being the spice of life and all that.
In my time derping around this site I've come across many photo shoots of...
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Don't get me wrong, a smooth, shaved vajay-jay is nice too but... Variety being the spice of life and all that.
In my time derping around this site I've come across many photo shoots of...
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Prince Albert in my pants!!! 
So, I've had a Prince Albert for, a long time... over thirteen years at this point. And I've always kept just a plain captive bead ring or curved barbell in it. Recently I've seen some really cool new jewelry for PAs and I'm thinking about getting something different.
It's not as though I whip it out on a regular basis...
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So, I've had a Prince Albert for, a long time... over thirteen years at this point. And I've always kept just a plain captive bead ring or curved barbell in it. Recently I've seen some really cool new jewelry for PAs and I'm thinking about getting something different.
It's not as though I whip it out on a regular basis...
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lethal:
thanks a lot for u support on my new set, this is so important to me
peltzjcp:
You are very welcome 
