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As I've mentioned a few times already, Im currently attending a seven week long Army leadership development school in Missouri.
When I packed my stuff for this school I forgot to bring along any kind of, ah, personal grooming device. Yes, I manscape, Im not into body hair.
Now at first I figured What the hell I wasn't planning on getting any nookie here in Missouri so it really doesn't matter what I look like naked.
So here I am, six weeks later, THIS SHIT IS OUT OF CONTROL!!! I look like a freaking German Wookie
Im considering hair removal with a frickin laser Mr. Bigglesworth but I dont want to burn my Mini Me