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Mike is on a plane trip to California for vacation, since he is from the Midwest and he has never seen the west cost before he is very excited and he begins drinking beer after beer. Halfway through the flight Mike is feeling very tipsy and he realizes he has to pee badly, walking back to the lavatories he notices that all the mens rooms are occupied. Mike begins to worry because if he doesnt relieve his bladder soon he feels that he will urinate in his trousers. So Mike asks one of the flight attendants if he could use one of the unoccupied ladies rooms, she says that he may provided he obeys three simple safety rules.
Rule number one: do not touch the button that says WW.
Rule number two: do not touch the button that says WA.
Rule number three: do not touch the button that says ATR.
Mike quickly agrees to these rules and goes into the ladies lavatory where he sits down and relieves himself. While in the ladies room Mike notices the buttons WW WA an ATR on the wall, curiosity getting the best of him he forgets about the rules and pushes the WW button. Promptly warm water squirts up onto his privates. Mike thinks this is weird but decides to find out what WA does anyway. Immediately warm air blows out on his privates drying him off. At this point Mike figures women have it made so he pushes the ATR button. Just as he pushes the button he feels white hot blinding pain in his abdomen and passes out.
When Mike wakes up he is in a hospital in Los Angeles with a very stern looking nurse standing over him.
The nurse looks down at Mike and says you pushed the WW button, didnt you?
Mike says yes
Then the nurse says and you pushed the WA button
Yes
And then you pushed the ATR button, right?
Mike says yes I did and that was when I passed out, what happened to me?
The nurse says ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Remover, your penis is on the pillow next to your head, have a nice day.