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Goldie is my champion. Last night we went to the What's Up bar, only the finest grimiest in what this no-horse town has to offer. We did open mike together and, damn, we got the rowdy bar patrons to shut up and take note. After a couple free drinks my words came out more pirate-esque than usual. We got loads of compliments and free drinks---got ta toot my horn a bit! I also taught Goldie how to pee standing up and later dragged another good friend of mine in for a little queering of bathroom space. Did I mention I am a bathroom slut--what a potty mouth, I'll stop here. Goldie made me a patch that night too, it's fine, fine, fine. It says, I'll Cut A Bitch, with a switch blade in the center. Where should I put it?

In other notable news, I get to travel to Superior, WI with All The Pretty Horses! They are doing a trans fund-raiser show at some leather-boy bar. I wish I had leather and stripper heels. I'll try to make do! Afterall, I got me a hot little skull bullet-bra halter-top that should do nicely. I get to help with their merch. which means I have an excuse to talk to good folks. Let the good times roll, I say. It's just to bad I have to travel that way with shannonblowtorch You know I don't mean that!