peggy

Ok, here are ALL the answers. Good luck finding your quesitons in this mess. I love you all and I promise I will never do that again because you people gave me well over 1000 I think.

The winner was ProphetNoise with 340 questions. As soon as I rest I will think of a good prize for him.



what do we win?
A prize.

how many winners can there be?
Only one

What color is the sky
Today it is baby blue with big white fluffy clouds

Why doesn't the sky fall down?
Duct tape is very strong.

Why
Because

batteries or gas powered?
Neither....I don't own one.

last big car ride:
January, to Philidelphia when I bought my mom a car

last real kiss:
5 seconds ago. (I went and got one just so I could type that.)

last good cry:
Last Saturday

last movie seen:
Can't remember.

last movie seen in a theater:
Wow....this was a while ago......ummmm......Italian Job I think.

last beverage drank:
Mountain Dew.

last food consumed:
French Toast.

last phone call:
My voicemail.

last TV show watched:
The finale to Friends

last shoes worn:
Dark brown boots.

last CD played:
The mixed CD I burned a while back that's in my car.

last item bought:
Groceries for my friend.

last cigarette:
I don't smoke.

last book read:
Red, White, And Liberal by Alan Colmes

last time showered:
This morning

last words spoken:
Reading the last question out loud to myself.

last sleep:
Last night until 7:10am this morning.

last IM:
Wednesday night to my friend Darkness Z.

last time you flashed buddha:
It's been waaaay too long.

last time wanting to die:
Never

last time dancing:
A few years ago...I hate to dance.

Are we there yet?
Depends on where "there" is.

What is your name?
*sigh* It's Peggy.

What is your quest?
To find the holy grail.

What is your favorite color?
pink

What is the average speed of a swallow?
European or African?

How about now...are we there yet?
No.....now be quiet or I'll turn this car around right now!!!

Can you believe I didn't get the Eddie Izzard reference?
I am shocked and saddened.

Want to play Diablo II sometime?
Sure, I remember that game.

Maybe Unreal Tournament?
Maybe.

Or Halo?
This is a possibility as well.

Do you think I look better with glasses or without?
I don't remember seeing you in glasses, but I'm sure it's just as hot!

How come your eyes are so enchanting?
I had to get one good feature.

If I get in any legal trouble...oh...about next week, in say...I don't know...arson...will you represent me?
I will.....but since I'm not yet a lawyer you may have to spend a wee bit of time in jail.

Blue boobs or green boobs?
I'll go with blue.

What is about Spongebob that is so appealing?
Patrick

Can I touch you?
Ummm.....where?

What is your favorite drink?
Alcoholic = White Russian
Non alcoholic = Pepsi

Wanna hang out?
Sure

Did you get her phone number?
No....too shy.

Do you like Silent Hill?
Yeah, it rocks.

Can I buy a drink?
Always

If I see you, would you stop and say hello?
Yes

If I kiss you, would you run straight up my nose?
I hope not!

I shot my love today. Would you cry for me?
For a short while, I'd just be thrilled she was finally out of the picture.

Who?
You

What?
This

When?
Now

Where?
Here

Why?
Because

How?
Let me show you....

Who shot who in the what now?
It was Colonal Mustard with the rifle in the library.

If a train leaves Portland at 65 mph toward Chicago, and a train leaves Chicago at 75 mph, do you really care where they could collide?
Only if I'm in danger of it.

Want to see a movie?
What movie?

Do you like video games?
Some of them.

Isn't ebay addicting?
I was a serious ebay addict before SG.

Shaved or trim?
Shaved

Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?
I will do my best, but that's a Ken doll!!!

What were you doing on Feb 31?
Trying to figure out why the hell my calendar said "February 31st"!!!

Why do they call him Silent Bob anyways?
Because he's silent.

Should I ask George Lucas for my 8 bucks back for Star Wars Ep. 1?
I don't know....I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies.

Can you dance?
I've been told I can.

A little StarCraft maybe?
Big on games, aren't you?

They always have a fat man play the bull fighter in the opera Carmen...do you think a bull would actually miss a target that big?
Be nice to the big guys!!! But to answer you, yes, that red thing is damn distracting.

Do you think I am overdoing this?
No, not really.

Are you sure?
Yep.

Will you actually answer all these?
That's the plan.

Would please yell "I Em Sofa King We Todd Ed" or get someone to do that in a public really loud?
I am working on getting someone to say it everytime I go out now.

Are you keeping it real?
You know it.

Can you tell I am bored?
Just a little.

Boredom is sign of depression. What do you think I am depressed about if that is true?
Too many video games and not enough sex.

How many more do you think I can type?
I'll guess "14" since that's how many you typed after this.

Have I surpassed you expectations on your request?
You most certainly did.

Start what from the what?
Exactly!!

Are you game?
Hell yeah!

What do you think is so overrated?
69

Who is your daddy?
DaddyX

And what does he do?
He works a lot and has to deal with living with me.

Hello?
Hi.

Is there anybody in there?
Sometimes.

Is there anyone at all?
Yes

What do I have to do?
Just relax

What is it about elves?
They steal my clothes!!!!

Would you believe I am almost done?
Yes I would.

Did you find this overwhelming?
Not at all.

Did you enjoy this?
I actually did.

what is your favorite animal?
I'm kind of partial to Unicorns.

how do you go on such little sleep?
Every once in a while I sleep like 14 hours in one day to make up for it.

how old were you for your first kiss?
12

who was it with?
This boy named Adam.

will you ever tell me what comes after "but"?
I don't know.

if you could have any one thing on earth what would it be?
Complete happiness

is god a man or woman?
Both

can you put makeup on me and make it look good?
You'll need to shave first.

would you want to?
Sure.

what is the furthest you have been from home?
Orlando, Florida

how many fingers am i holding up?
1, and the not nice one!

want to drink with me?
Always.

why am i psyco?
Because you choose to be.

what is the next tattoo i should get?
Your name in reverse on your forehead so you can see it correctly when you look in the mirror.

are you going to cry after the last episode of friends?
Probably.

want to go to 80's night?
Not at all.

are you supprised that i did not burn the garage down today?
Extremely.

how was that cigarette?
Vile and disgusting.

if i died tomorrow, how many people would be at my funeral?
A lot so don't die.....those people really should be at work.

should i take a set for suicide boys?
If you want to.

what setting should i use?
A good one.

when will you answer all of these?
I am doing it right now.

when will i get laid next?
When you finally get the courage to make a move on a girl.

are you tired of all my questions?
No.

do you want me to stop?
No.

are you sure?
Yep.

are you mad yet?
No.

are you going to get mad?
I don't see why I would.

can you read my mind still?
Yes and no you cannot borrow my make-up!

what am i thinking?
That you want to be Eddie Izzard.

how do you know?
Because I am that good!

where am i?
Downstairs in your room.

what time will you get up tomorrow?
6am.

do you like my snakes?
I don't dislike them.

when are you going to get pierced again?
Probably the end of May.

what are you getting done first?
I am getting my lip re-done, the monroe, and the nose all at once I believe.

where will you go to get them?
Not the porn shop I went to last time, that's for damn sure.

is this enough yet?
No.

can i keep going?
If you like.

are you sure?
Yep.

how was your bath?
Relaxing.

do you want to play?
Play what?

how did you get to be so pretty?
It was magic.

why do i have this headache?
Because you sleep too long during the day.

why in the hell are you not a SG yet?
My pics sucked.

want to have a sleepover?
Not with boys.

who is your favorite member you have never met?
Most of the people on my friends list.

what is your favorite thread?
1:05

what is your favorite group?
1:05

can you pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?
Yes I can.

does this look normal to you?
Aaaaaahhhhhh, Nooooo!!!

did i leave the gas on?
No, no....I'm a fucking squirrel.

what do you want most right this second?
My new house.

why do you put up with me?
Because you're family.

why am i alone?
Because you closed your door.

am i the best?
At what?

can you lose?
Never.

you want to fight?
Yes.

when was the last time you were drunk?
March of 2002.

do you have any new ideas for sets?
At least 3.

so can you fly?
No. And it was tramatic on the was down.

what was the last book you read?
See above.

can i stop yet?
If you want.

what is your favorite childhood memory?
Going to Lake Emily with my dad.

can i have your goblet?
Why?

what was the last thing you destroyed?
Our old digital camera.

what was the last thing you bought?
Groceries for my friend.

where is your favorite place to eat?
Home.

what is your favorite food, chocolate does not count?
Steak

what was the best present you ever got?
That depends on if you bought me something.....what's behind your back?

have you ever really considered suicide or dieing?
No.

did you really like your last present?
Yes.

how did you get so good at tick-tack-toe?
I told you, I'm undefeated.

are you afraid of the motorcycle or the driver?
Both, and the cars on the road coming towards the motorcycle and the driver.

chicken or steak?
Steak

where would you most like to take a vacation?
Hawaii

what comes after that "but"?
Nothing.

will i ever know?
I have no idea.

can you do a cartwheel?
No.

am i allowed to say you are pretty?
If you want.

if not why?
I said you could if you wanted to.

if you had a chance to start over, would you?
Yes.

is there a heaven?
I like to believe so.

have you ever been tazed?
No, so just keep away!

when was the last time you thought, damn i look good?
Right after someone told me.

if a train leaves boston headding for florida at 10am, what time will the cock crow?
At dawn.

if you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?
The person I am in love with.

since you are a mom, would you be offended if someone called you a milf?
Not offended, but I hate that word!

where is your crown?
It's being polished.

where are your loyal subjects?
At the royal orgy.

did you kill them all?
Shhhhhh, not yet.

is it weird that i want you to put makeup on me and take pictures?
Not to me.

how weird?
Ok....maybe a little.

can i stop now?
If you so desire.

what do i get if i win?
You will see.

do you think i will win?
Probably not.

do you think i should know this stuff since i have known you for 9 years?
Yes.

if you won the lottery, how much would i get?
It depends on how much I won.

what would be the third thing you would buy?
Dinner.

rice or mashed potatoes?
Mashed potatoes.

when did i go overboard on this?
Right after I did.

am i over 100 yet?
I'm not counting.

how many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1

am i qualified to screw in a lightbulb?
No!

how does that story go?
I wasn't paying attention.

how does my story end?
Happily.

if i wrote a story, would you read it?
As long as you spelled everything properly.

What would be the thing that you'd be most embarrased to tell all of SG?
That would be my deepest, darkest secret, which you 'technically' didn't ask me to share.

14 + 12 - Bear = ?
Billy Goat

You wanna do "it" with me sometime?
Sure.....let me write you in for.....Monday at noon. Is that good for you?

Do you write yourself notes?
Mainly to-do lists.

Can you use "ostentatious" in a sentence?
Yes, I can use the word 'ostentatious' in a sentence.

Did Barry Bonds do steroids?
Hell yes!

Will you protect me from 1Lunatic's sexual advances?
Yes, now stop wimpering. The big bad man is gone.

What makes you laugh the loudest?
Lots of stuff....I laugh a lot.

Why do you wonder why I never posted a pic of my tattoo?
I'm curious about what you would get.

What is the best cover song you've ever heard?
Cake's version of Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive".

I think you know my real name...but what name would you give me if you didn't know?
Bob.

Do you remember Ultraman?
I never knew Ultraman to remember him.

Do you cry when you masturbate?
No, it's normally a happy thing.

Would you ever punch a fish?
Only if he swung first.

How do you eat an oreo?
I dunk it in milk.

Handjobs or blowjobs?
Blowjobs

What is the most scandalous thing you would never tell your folks?
Probably my girl experiences.

Do you think Jesus would drive a car if he was alive today?
Yes.

What do you think of Yves Tanguy's paintings?
I like them because they are very much like Dali.

Will you ask me more questions in my journal tonight?
Sorry, I wasn't on then.

Would you rather urinate through your nose or smell things with your genitals?
Smell things with my genitals. That first one is just icky to have pee on your face.

Cake or Death?
Death....er, wait, I meant cake!

how did you come up with your name?
It was just a recent nickname.

what was the last good conversation you had about?
A talk about 'us' with Jason.

what do you do for a living?
Home health aide while I'm in school. But I work for my in-laws so it's not really actual work I guess.

what do you study in school?
Political Science - Pre-Law

what is your first memory?
Being about 2 and having my 75 year old aunt try to lift me out of my crib and us falling on my parents bed.

How did you find SG and why did you join?
It was linked from another site I was on. I don't remember which site. And I joined because it looked interesting and was pretty cheap.

which accomplishment of yours are you the most proud of?
Finally going to college 5 years after graduting high school.

who or what are you in awe of?
I am in awe of people that are unable to let things bother them.

What do you want most out of life?
Stability

Black or white?
Black

water or soda?
Pop

internet or sex?
Sex

SG or sex?
Sex

Chinesse or italian?
Chinese

ingles o espaol?
Ingles

fav holiday?
Thanksgiving

what are u thinking of right now?
How I'm going to answer all these questions.

what do u think of me?
I think you're sweet, funny, and totally hawt!!

I am considering posting a set of pics for the SuicideBoys group. If I do, would you pleasure yourself while staring at me naked?
How do you know I haven't done so already to your other pics?

Will you marry me?
How big of a ring to I get?

Why are you so sexy?
Because I have boobies.

Do you love me now that I can dance?
I loved you before I knew that.

To copy someone else's question, if I posted naked pictures, would you pleasure yourself to the sight of ME?
To copy someone else's answer....How do you know I haven't done so already to your other pics?

I only have 4 questions, but can I win anyway?
No, sorry. The guidelines were clearly explained before you began, but thanks for playing the game.

Find the derivative of the inverse at x=3 of the following function, y= ln(2x)+sinx+2
I refuse to help anyone cheat!!

Find the derivative of f(x) = pi * arccos(x^3+4x-e^2x)
See above.

when are u going to meet me for this orgy?
As soon as we start planning.

what's up
Not much

how come
I suck.

who are you with
DaddyX

how did you get there
I drove.

why did you go there
I needed a change.

why didn't you leave
I got lazy.

why did you leave
I got thrown out.

who took you there
Some dude.

who are you leaving with
The richest guy in the room.

who else was there
A few others.

how many people were there
Not many.

you wanna have sex
Always.

did you just have sex
I wish.

are you gonna have sex
That depends on someone else.

how do you spell Alex
A-l-e-x

how do you spell Bob
B-o-b

how do you spell Chris
C-h-r-i-s

how do you spell Dan
D-a-n

how do you spell Eric
E-r-i-c

how do you spell Fred
F-r-e-d

who is fred
The name of a boyfriend I had when I was 13.

what is your bra size
38D

what exit do you live off of
6

how many steps from your bathroom to you bedroom
18.

how many peak minutes do you have
Unlimited

how many messages can you send a month
Unlimited

if you go over how much does it cost
I don't go over

did you know that i just jerked off
Now I do.

what is my name
Rich

how tall am i
Taller than me.

how tall are you
5'7"

do you have a dog
Yes, a llasa apso named Oscar.

do you have a cat
Yes, named Smudge.

what color is your car
pink.

what color are my pubes
Brown.

how long was i in the army
9 years.

how many questions is this
36 because you previously counted them.

are you seriously counting
No, you did that for me.

well are you
Still no.

what are you wearing right now
My pajamas.

what am i wearing right now
Clothes.

do you wanna delete this comment
No.

do you think i am gonna win
You'll have to wait and see.

what am i gonna get if i do
Have some patience.

how many girls have i had sex with
A lot.

how many of them were from a different country
4

do you really wanna know
Sure.

how do you get 12 pages of comments
I have about 20 different accounts and I log into my other accounts and just post to myself.

how many people do you know on here
Outside of SG? 3 But I've met more, I just don't know them well.

have you ever met someone you met on the net
Yes.....you for one silly.

what is my phone number
Do you want me to post that on here?

do you care
Sometimes

do i care
I doubt it.

what color eyes do i have
Blue.

did they ever tell you why they rejected your set
No.

did you ask
Yes.

how much longer till you get to try again
2 months

what you don't have it down to the day
Nope.

guess where i am going soon
California.

how long have i gone without sex
Too long.

how long has it been since i last jerked off
A few minutes.

why do i have a small penis
Because when you were circumsized there was a horrible accident.....

would you kill a chic for sleeping with your hubby
He likes to think so.

would you at least slappa da ho
Probably not.

do you listen to emo
Nope.

what is your favorite movie
Grease

what was you most humbling moment
Watching my father die.

what is your favorite sexual posistion
Me on top.

what did you have for dinner today
French toast and sausage.

what did you have for lunch yesterday
Pizza rolls.

who sat in front of you 3rd period sophmore year
I believe I was in the front seat.....yes, I was a nerd.

who was your 2nd grade teacher
Sister Michelle Marie. (I was a Catholic school girl.)

do you know what your first word was
No.

do you have kids
One 4 year old.

bald or 80's afro
Bald.

you know what i was referring too
Of course.

are you sure
Yes.

why the fuck am i doing this
Because you want to win.

is it cause i am bored
That could be it too.

or cause you asked me to
Another good possibility.

you asked me right
Yes, but you are the one that keeps going.

who are all these people that write to
To who? To me? They are my friends.

have i won yet
Probably.

can i see your boobs
If I ever become an SG.

you wanna see mine
Sure.

do you miss Avalon
Yes.

have you been to 80's night
Only once since we went.

do you still have my coat
I sure do.

are you ever on AIM
All the time.

are you my friend
Send $20 and I will be.

what does CEO mean
Chief Executive Officer.

have you ever had sex outside
Many, many times.

have you ever had sex in an airplane
Nope, I'm afraid of flying.

are you gonna answer all these fucking things
I did, didn't I?

how old were you when you lost it
Lost what? My keys are right here.

have you ever had anal sex
Yes.

did it hurt
A few times.

do you have any friends that wanna get laid
All of them.

do they suck a mean one
I have no idea. I'm not 'equipped' to know.

do they swallow
Probably.

do they like little cocked dudes
Ummmm.......I wouldn't go mentioning that just yet.

do you know a place where i can get really really hot hot wings
Mad Mex's.

have you ever been to Bottleslinger.com before
Yes.

am i in love
I hope you are.

what is my girlfriends name
Renee

why is the sky blue
Because it's prettier than orange.

did Clinton and Lewinsky do it
Hell yes.

who framed Roger Rabbit
I did.

do you think i should keep going
If you want to.

did you say yes
See above.

does no really mean yes
Depends on the context, but sometimes, yes it does.

am i drunk
Yes you are you lush!!!!

do you have a gerbil
No.

who would you wanna have sex with right now
The guy in my bed.

was the first name that popped into your head your hubby?
Of course.

would you let Micheal Jackson babysit
Fuck no!

do you think i can flip bottles
Just don't hit me with one.

how do you get to Rome
By flying carpet.

where is the nearest 7-11
I have no idea, but there is a Unimart up the street from me.

do you watch the sheild
No.

do you support bush
Never!!

are you pro choice
Completely.

when's your birthday
October 19, 1979, same as the date in my profile.

are all of these questions
It seems like it.

did i skip one
I wouldn't know.

are you really gonna go back and check
No.

what am i eating right now
Paste.

do you smoke
No.

can i smoke weed in your house
No.

what's up
I believe you covered this one already.

who is in that tree
My stalker....you'll get used to him.

who's house is that
The drug dealer's.

is that your car
No, will you buy it for me?

do you watch MTV
Ugh, no.

do you think Ty Pennington is hot
Yes.

do you like my eyes
Yes I do.

did i ever shoot anyone in iraq
No.

who won the '72 World Series
The A's.

do you even give a fuck
Not really.

are you good at Jeopardy
Pretty good at it.

what would you do if you lost everything right now
Take a deep breath and move on.

what would you do if you won $10,000,000,000
Tell a few people where they can go.

you know what i would do
I have a pretty good idea.

wanna go to amsterdam
Yes.

have you been
No.

did you take the magic boat ride
No.

have i slept with a dutch woman
Yes.

do i have any kids
No.

have i been married
No.

have i been a homewrecker
Yes.

what's so new about the new Ford's
They suck even more?

have you driven a ford these days
Nope.

will you catch me
Ok.

have you ever fallen
Just about daily.

could you get up
No, I had to hit the button on my little medic alert necklace.

should I shut the fuck up
That's up to you.

why did i come back
Because you want to win.

am i tired
Not right now.

should i go to sleep
No.

should i listen to music
Yes.

should i watch tv
No.

what's for dinner
Whatever you cooked.

are we there yet
Nope, just starting out.

do you have to pee
Not at the moment.

can i have a lollypop
Yes you can.

did i spell that right
No.

is that how you spell lollypop
No.

or is it with an o
Wrong again.

is this enough
Never.

can anyone beat me
Doubt it.

can you beat me in pool
No.

can you do a BS 7
Probably not since I have no idea what that is.

what was the last sexual posistion you came in
Missionary.

do you start it
A lot

did you start it
Yes.

have you ever shot someone
Not yet.

how many letters are in this whole comment
Too many to count!

am i gonna get my own page
If you want it.

what does it feel like when you come
Intense and amazing.

can you describe it for me
I just did the best I could with the last question.

have i ever cheated on a girl
Yes.

have i been cheated on
Yes.

do i need a cigarrette
No, but you probably want one.

do you know Chuck McIntosh
No, why does he know me?

who won Legends of Bartending 6 in Las Vegas
I have no idea.

was it Christian Delpech
See above.

or was it his brother
See above.

who old are you
24

what color are your shoes
The ones I have on are brown.

how many pair of shoes do i have
3

are you tired of reading
No.

what is that on my cock
A genital wart!

is that your hand
No, the wart is just shaped like a hand.

why are you rubbing it up and down
OMG....the wart is moving!!!

why are you lips around it
Ummmm......those are yours and wow are you flexible!

is it always feel this good
When you do it yourself it does.

did i get carried away
Maybe a little there.

do you really love me
Yes I do.

do you mind i keep adding more and more
Not at all.

you think someone is gonna up me
Doubt it.

what year did i almost die from a motorcyle accident
1996

how fast was i going
120mph

what caused it
speeding

would you believe me if i told you
If it sounded believable.

is it possible to be doing a wheelie at 120 mph and lose control
Yes.

was i wearing a helmet
Yes because it was a law back then.

if i wasn't do you think i would be here
No.

did i lose control
Yes.

did the wind get underneath my bike
Yes.

where did that happen
On the road.

was it in colorado springs
Sure.

was it on powers blvd
Ok.

was the bike totalled
Unfortunately.

how much did i pay for it
A lot.

why was i going so fast
Damn kids and their need for speed.

can you bring my mom back
I wish I could, but if I had that ability I would bring my father back as well sweetie.

just for one more day
Very sad, I know.

is it gonna snow soon
Yes, please get out your snowsuit and sled and warn all your neighbors!

you never expected this huh
No, I expected it.

was that a question
I believe so.

did i make any typo's
Yes, many of them.

What was the most fullfilling moment of your life?
So far, the moment I returned to school.

White win or red?
I don't like wine normally.

If you could win a million dollars or save the life a young boy in Afganistan which would you do?
I would save the little boy. Seriously because I am financially good right now and I can't stand living with guilt!

Have you ever been so turned on by a woman that you just wanted to grab her and start making out with her? If so, did you have the guts?
Yes I have and no I never did. All the girls that I've done stuff with was started by her or someone else.

How do you define yourself?
By the choices that I make and the roles that I play in life.

What do you want to have accomplished before you die?
I want to have raised a happy family, saved up money for my children and their families, and given something back to the world as well.

How long consecutively have you made out with someone?
A few hours.

Who are your heros?
I don't have any. I realize that anybody has the potential to be a hero and therefore I need to focus on bringing that out in myself as opposed to siting by and idolizing someone else.

Is there any famous person you hate and would prefer to get killed in a car accident or something?
No one famous.....but I know someone not famous that I wouldn't cry over.

Have you ever had pot brownies?
Never.

What is your idea of heaven?
A lack of being able to experience pain of any kind.

If you beleive in God, how do you visualize her?
I don't try to visualize God because I know that humans don't have the capabilites to do it correctly.

Was your relationship with your father good?
Very much so.

Have you ever found that you were hurting yourself sub-consciously?
Yes, I spend many hours psycho-analyzing myself.

What was the highest you've ever been and what were you on?
I have never been high and I've never taken any drugs.

Have you ever been completely by yourself and felt totally free in that moment?
Yes.

Who killed Kennedy?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you according to the Code.

Do you think that AI's will exist?
I believe it is a definite possibility.

Have you ever written a song? A poem? A story?
Only a story or two.

Have you ever felt like the person in the mirror was the one looking at you?
No.

Did you laugh when you saw 'Scream' or scream?
Never saw it.

Is there anything you would die for?
My son.

What makes you feel the most alive?
Being with my family.

Are people inherintly good or bad?
Both, it is our plight to have to choose what we become overall.

Is Justice usually served or no?
Usually? No.

Do you beleive in Karma?
Extremely.

Is government a good thing?
It can be, but people have to remember it is man-made and therefore falliable.

What time period would you want to live within, ideally?
Now is pretty good. I like technology.

Do you have any thoughts on the impact of the pill on society?
I've never really taken the time to think about it but since it's been brought up I believe that it has done wonders for the lives of many women. It has allowed them to focus their attention on their own lives in the same manner that many men had done for years before this. And it allows couples to choose when they are ready to begin a family which makes for a more stable family unit when that couple is finally ready if ever.

Are you serious
It depends on my mood.

how many were there
A poopload!

you think someone will beat me
Nope.

you think i will let them
Not if you can help it.

do these also count
They are questions.

do you know what movie i was talking about
I didn't know you were talking about a movie.

what sleeping pills am i on
Not good enough ones apparently.

do i have a hard on
You are a guy.

does viagra work
I've never taken it.

do you like oral sex
I'm not to big on getting it, but giving it is fine.

have you ever had sex with a dude with his cock peirced
Nope.

do i have a hairy ass
Once again, you are a guy.

do you like my ass
You've never shown it to me....this would be a wonderful opportunity to.

how many smileys are there
An infinite number in the world.

did i quit smoking
I doubt it.

why am i writing these when i should be smoking
You are addicted.

do i really need a smoke
No, but you want one.

do i need laid
We all do.

what kind of cell do i have
I have two phones. A Nokia and a Kyocera.

have you ever seen the Nokia 6800
I don't recall.

what service do you have
I have two cell phones. A T-mobile and a cricket.

is this a wireless laptop i am typing
No.

is this really rich that is writing
Yes.

if not who is it
It is Rich.

you knew it was me right
Of course.

How are you doing lately?
A lot better.

Why weren't you in Italy with me?
You didn't invite me.

Or was that you on the balcony of the guest house, staring at me with dark glasses on while you nursed a glass of wine?
I would have done more than stared.

What would we do on a date if we went on one?
Board a private plane to Mexico and drink tequila until sunrise.

What would you wear?
A spaghetti strap fire red dress and heels with my hair up with some curls falling down.

did you doubt me in the first place
Never.

why is this chic IMing me
She wants to cyber....go for it stud.

who the fuck is she
Ok, ok....it was me.

does she actually know me
Does it really matter?

do you think i am ever gonna stop
Once you think you have won you will stop.

are you gonna ask me to stop
No.

did you open a can of worms
I am beginning to think so.

are you gonna close it
Why should I?

are you close to me
Always.

who is behind you
My TV.

does your house make weird noises
I wouldn't call them weird, it hurts their feelings.

should i jerk off again
Not while typing to me.

you watch porn
Yes, but not so much since I got rid of the channel.

have you ever played with yourself in front of anyone
Yeah, it's overrated.

could you do it
I have done it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A poopload!!

I love you! Wanna do it?
You know it!!

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Those men do.

Does the Shadow really know? Really?
No, but Shadowmancer does.

A train leaves Boston going at 125 mph. Another train leaves LA going at 160 mph. If both the trains maintain their respective speeds, when am I going to get laid?
When you hit on someone.

Ever been abducted by aliens?
No DAMNIT, and I've been waiting in the cornfield all night!!

Where is Osama Bin Laden?
Hopefully anywhere dead.

heres a question...why all the questions...
I wanted to see what people were curious to find out and also it looked entertaining when 'everyone' else did it.

boom bbooom diggita?
Ummmmm.......ok.

What's your full name?
Peggy Marie.....and I have a last name too. And I share it with a few people on the site, if you wanna know it ask them.

What's your favorite thing to do?
Anything non-work/school related.

How long have you been married?
It will be 5 years on July 21st.

Does your hubby care that tons of guys on SG lust after you?
I don't think he believes it.

Where were you born?
Monroeville, PA

Have you ever been to Austin?
No.

How did you get so darned sexy?
I am??? Sweet!

Is that really how you lost your virginity?
Actually yes, the story in my profile is true.

What do you find most attractive in a guy?
Personality.......seriously.

Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
No, because I've been in the same relationship since 1995 which didn't give me much dating time.

What other countries have you been to, if any?
Canada.

How much sleep do you get?
Between 2 and 12 hours depending on what I have to do the next day.

How many minutes a month do you use on your cell?
Wow.......ummmm........1000 roughly.

When are you going to do another set? ::drool::
In 2 months.

How tall are you?
5'7"

Hablas espaol?
Yo hablo espaol.

What do you feel is your best attribute?
My eyes.

How old is the oldest/youngest guy that you ever made out with?
2 months younger than me.
2 years older than me.

What makes you feel loved?
Love.

Where do you see yourself in 10, 20, 30 years?
I try not to. I only go about 5 years into the future right now so that I can stay on track of my goals. I already have the husband, kid, cars, and soon new house so I guess I would want to be completely done with school and practicing law somewhere.

How long do you want to live?
Until I am unable to care for myself on my own.

How often do you masturbate?
3 times a week.

Are there any particular experiences in your life that you feel really shaped you into the person that you are?
Too many to even list.....a lot of them too depressing to list.

Do you have any siblings? How many?
2 sisters: approximately 48 and 45
4 brothers: approximately 49, 48, 46, and 18.
But I never lived with any of them so I was still considered an only child.

How old are your parents?
My mom is 69. (NO jokes!!!!)
My dad would have been 67.

If you could live comfortably without a job, what would you spend your time doing?
Playing with my son and free time on here.

What do you talk about in the "Girls Only" group?
Girl stuff.

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
My temper. I think I need more of one.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Many, many places.

What famous dead person would you like to meet? Why?
None, because I'm sure they wouldn't look or smell too nice from being dead.

Who's your favorite male actor? How about female?
I don't have favorite actors.

What were you like as a little kid?
Hyper, talkative, extremely curious........kinda like now.

Are you planning on having more children?
We've already been trying for 13 months with no luck.

What's your biggest challenge as a parent?
Wondering if I'm doing my best.

What's your favorite thing about being a parent?
Hearing him say he loves me.

What do you want to be remembered for after you're gone?
Anything nice I did for anyone.

Are you different than you imagined you would be at 24?
Extremely!!!

How did you get so beautiful?
Genetics?

what made you want to be an attorney?
I wasn't going to go to college if I wasn't going to get a high paying job at the end. Seriously.

what happened at band camp?
Why? Do you want to re-enact it?

how do you feel about jessica simpson's cover of 'take my breath away' from top gun?
I didn't even know that was her until you wrote this. Meh, it's ok......I'm not fond of her or the song.

how tall are you?
5'7".....wow, this is the 3rd height question.....does my height matter that much?

what's the craziest thing you've bought on ebay?
I almost bought an embalming kit......everything else was pretty normal.

what deep dark corner did you lock the smilies in?
The same one you are going in next.

do you feel that you have become pigeon holed with regard to the smilies?
No, no ones asked me about them in awhile.

why is agent so hot for me?
He can't help it....we are all so hot for you.

do you have a secret crush on anyone on sg. if so who?
Everyone on my friends list.......and then some.

would you ever have a potbellied pig as a pet?
No.

do you think the rock star life of an sg would change you? if so, for better or worse?
I don't think it will but we'll see.

whats the best make up range?
Just buy everything and experiment.

whats my middle name?
Sexy?

whats my boyfriend called?
Dan.

what does he do for a living?
Military.

how many lives does a cat have?
Only 1, don't let that '9 lives' crap fool you!

what colour is a green frog?
Purple? No, wait......yellow? Damn, I just knew it.....

what do you call the white of an egg?
You mean besides 'the white of the egg'?

whats the plural of fish?
Fish, but I still like to say fishies.

how many days left til christmas?
I'm still counting down to my birthday just hold on.....one thing at a time.

where can i get free money from?
A husband.

is it sunny today?
Yep!!

how old am i in leap years?
5.

whats thing 1's twin called?
Thing 2.

which is my favourite powerpuff girl?
I don't know any of their names.....the blonde one?

tea or coffee?
Tea.

what shall i have for my lunch?
Ramen noodles.

im happy, are you?
Actually, yes.

should i come and give you a hug?
Yaaaaay!

if you could go anywhere in the world...where would it be?
A nice beach.

why?
I need a vacation.

why did you want us to ask you questions?
Because I wanted to know what you would ask me and it seemed like fun.

will you be answering all of them?
I'm trying.

what prize will i get for winning?
You'll find out if you win.

i think wayne cheated, do you?
Always, he likes cheating.

whats your favourite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chip.

chocolate chip or chocolate coated?
Chocolate chip.

stars or hearts?
Hearts.

fluffy or leather?
Both.

cow or pig?
Cow.

rat or mice?
Mice.

whats your favourite disney film?
Beauty and the Beast.

do you like star wars?
Never saw it.

where should i go on holiday?
Here.

can you buy me some sweeties?
Sure.

please?
I said ok.

whats your favourite smell?
I don't have one.

whats your favourite scent?
See above.

whats your favourite love song?
Seal - Kiss from a Rose.

can i ask you a question?
No.

bronzing pearls or blusher?
Blush.

electric toothbrush or normal one?
Normal one.

southern fried or normal chicken?
Normal.

burger king or mcdonalds?
They are equal.

whats your favourite road side diner?
I don't have one.

favourite shopping centre?
Any. I shop a LOT.

nicest beach youve ever been on?
Myrtle beach.

boobies or titties?
Boobies.

bums or boobs?
Boobs.

favourite milkshake flavour?
Chocolate.

favourite genre of film?
Comedy.

why is the sky blue?
Because orange wouldn't look good with green grass.

can i buy you a teddy bear?
Yes.

what will you call it?
"No name" the teddy bear.

how many fish do i have?
1 too many.

i think they need cleaning out do you?
Naw.....they're fine.

will you help me?
No thanks.

biggest thrill?
Sex.

motorbikes or fast cars?
Fast cars.

babies or toddlers?
Babies.

should i go now?
It doesn't matter, you did already.

how the hell are you going to answer all of these questions?
One at a time.

do you like cheese?
Yes.

why can't I spell tonight?
Because it was 5:41am and you hadn't been to sleep yet.

what do you do for fun?
Fun things.

what is your all time fav food?
Steak.

do you care that I'm completelyt stacking my post count by asking questions in here and even more so that I'm splittng em up as to achieve 3K by the end of the night?
No, I think it's funny.

but I don't think I will do you?
Probably not.

I just want to know cherry or grape cough syrup?
Cherry.

What is the one thing about yourself that you are most proud of?
Continuing my education.

What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
My son.

Assume for a moment that God exists. What would you like God to say to you when you get to Heaven?
Welcome in.

well did i win
I don't know yet.

why am i up so early
You needed a cigarette.

why do i have to go outside to smoke
To pee while you are out there.

why are the garbage men so loud
They are mad that they have to be awake and no one else is.

do they like their job
No.

would you like their job
No.

what if they paid you a lot of money
How much money?

should i go back and number my long list of questions
Please don't.

what is 268+1
269.

did you do well in math
Extremely.

Is this question number 270?
You counted....you tell me.

can i win just because im cool?
No, sorry. The rules were clearly stated.

if so, can this be my last question?
No.

if not, then should i carry on?
Yes.

is this getting pointlessly boring yet?
Not for me.

was the answer to the previous question "yes"?
No.

should i shut the hell up now?
If you'd like.

Are you really drinking blood in that profile pic?
No, it's cherry cough syrup.

what is your quest?
To find the holy grail.

what is your favorite starburt flavor?
I don't like starburst.

puerto rico or hawaii?
Hawaii.

barq's or mug?
Either.

apples or bananas?
Bananas.

jerry curls or jerry's kids?
Neither.

the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
European or African?

do you honestly think "jerry dorsey" would have worked?
Of course it didn't, Englebert Humperdink was much better.

first impressions are HUGE: if you were queen of the world, what would your FIRST reform be?
The Mandatory Nap Law.

why?
Because everyone needs a nap.

bubbletoes?
Wha??

would you eat a mashed-tapato man with pesghetti hair?
Not if you say it like that.

would you eat frogs legs?
Are they still attached to the frog?

if you and i were the last two humans on earth, would we, ya know...?
We don't have to wait until then.......

star trek or star wars (moi importante!)?
Neither!!! Both BLECH!!!!

quickie with your hand or quickie with your man?
With my man.

fried rice or fried chicken?
Chicken.

watermelon or water polo?
Water polo.

the meaning of life or mysocalled life?
The meaning of life.

ROY, G, or BIV?
BIV

#1 desired spa treatment?
Massage.

billy bob or billy joe?
Ummmm.....BOTH!

hard or soft?
Regarding what?

chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate.

strawberries or cherries?
Strawberries.

pillowfights - with or without the camera?
With.

badonkadonk or not-even-a-handful?
Badonkadonk.

o, sweet jeezus, why, o why; beethoven's fifth???? that poor, poor boy...
What is wrong with Beethoven's 5th????

Samhain: SOW-IN or SAM-HAYN?
Who cares.

which would you rather burn at the stake: barney or lambchop?
Lambchop.

which would you rather own: a deserted, yet lush untouched island, or mars?
Lush untouched island.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants.

ok. you've got two guys in front of you - and are holding a gun with one bullet. which do you shoot, dubya or murphy?
Dubya!!!!

your favorite smell?
Don't have one.

aquafina or dasani?
Either.

giant eagle or foodland?
Giant Eagle.

love at first sight or love at first kiss?
Love at first sight.

hell, love at first- at all?
More importantly, love at first 'conversation'.

and last but not least, cukes or pickles?
Pickles.

Did you think soooo many people were big enough losers to think of a bagillion questions to ask you for this contest that has NO prize??
Who said it didn't have a prize???

when's the last time u farted?
When I was doing it with you.

what did it smell like?
Roses.

do u fart in people's faces or be discreet about it?
I announce everything first including drum roll.

has anyone told you how beautiful you are today?
Nope, you normally do this. And if you could remind DaddyX, that would be great!!

did i thank you yet?
No, for what?

favourite flower
Huge sunflowers.

favourite colour
Pink.

favourite food
Steak.

favourite precious stone
Diamonds.

how many freckles do i have on my willy
That's not a freckle!!!

Why?
Because.

If you could be anywhere beside where you are today, where would it be?
Hawaii.

If you could be a cartoon character who would you be?
Lil from Rugrats

If true love was knocking on your door, would you open it?
As long as trus love didn't already have a restraining order.

On a beach with a drink or a mountain by a fire?
Beach with a drink.

Has your fantasy come true yet?
No.

top 10 flicks:
I'm not that big into movies to even have 5 top movies.

top 10 songs:
And this I can't even narrow down.

top 10 everything
1. my son
2. DaddyX
3. my friends
4. the color pink
5. my cell phone
6. SG
7. summer days
8. sleep
9. shopping
10. chocolate

do you have a nickname?
DaddyX calls me Booboo.

do you have a pet name?
See above.

giving or receving?
Giving.

Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate

Pop or Punk?
Punk.

Pluck or wax?
Pluck.

Pads or tampons?
Pads.

wine or beer?
Neither......vodka.

winter or summer?
Summer.

pussy or butt?
Pussy.

Half filled or half empty?
Half full.

what is your goal in life?
To finish these questions before I die.

are you where you want to be?
I'm getting there.

whats your dream job?
Attorney that can stay at home and waste her law degree.

where's the most different place you've had sex?
In school. (high school)

what is a habbit you have that you wish you could kick?
Biting my nails.

favorite home-cooked meal?
Don't really have one.

do you sleep naked?
No.

Who the fuck are you?
I am me.

What do you want?
A cookie would be nice.

Most recent injury?
A bruise on my arm.

Coolest Injury?
Completely red eyes where the white part should be from sleeping in my contacts for a week straight.

Funniest thing you heard this week?
A dirty joke.

Have you ever made fun of someone for something
stupid they did or said?
Just about constantly.

Have you ever made fun of someone for something they
could not help or change?
Unfortunately.

Favorite Artists?
See profile.

Favorite living musicians without a record deal?
You.

Favorite Porn Star?
Ron Jeremy.

Person who's mere presence makes you want to
bludgen them?
My mother-in-law.

Do you own any weapons? (list)
I don't....but DaddyX owns some kind of handgun.

Coolest/sweetest revenge you've ever gotten on
someone?
This information is on a need to know basis only.

Ever hook up with a foreigner?
No.

Are YOU a foreigner?
Shhhhh, my green card expired.

Favorite Serial Killer?
Son of Sam.

Least Favorite candy?
Anything with coconut.

Least favorite religion?
Any.

Favorite Holiday?
Thanksgiving.

Least Favorite Holiday?
Groundhog day.

Nicest penis you've ever seen in person(not
including your boyfriend's or your own)?
I've never seen another one in person besides DaddyX.

Nicest cooch you've ever seen in person(not
including your girlfriend's
or your own)?
My ex-best friend Aimee.

Nicest Boobs you've ever seen in person?
Aimee as well.

Ever fart during sex?
No.

Ever piss or shit during sex? Accidentally or On
purpose?
Ewwww.....no....HAHAHA.

Are you dead?
I hope not.

Have you ever killed anything with a central
nervous system?
I hit a deer once last summer with my car.

Can you swim?
Kind of.

List the drugs you've done:
I've never done drugs.

Do you eat Veal?
Yes, babies are great!

Have you ever gone fishing?
Many times.

Have you ever vomited on someone else?
Once. On 1Lunatic after I made a complete fool out of myself at a Mardi Gras bar event.

Are women good drivers?
Some.

Can you cook?
If I have the recipe in front of me.

Can you dance?
Yes.

Don't you miss Phil Hartman?
Not really.

Where did 37 go?
Damn Bermuda Triangle strikes again!!

If you were filthy rich and moderately famous, who
would you invite to a party?
Everyone else rich and famous.

Who would you not allow
in?
All the poor unfamous people.

Have you ever had a gun pulled on you?
Yes, but not by anyone that would have shot me.

Have you ever been shot at?
No.

Have you ever seen anyone else get shot?
No.

Was it you who shot them?
Maybe.

What places other than a toilet bowl have you taken
a dump?
Nowhere else since I was an infant.

Mother Theresa . . .Saint or Slut?
Saint.

What ever happened to the 4th Amendment in this
country?
It went right down the pooper.

Dont you hate pants?
No, I like them.

Have you ever burned an american flag and why?
Never would.

Are you exited? It's almost over!
I don't know about 'exited', but I'm 'excited'.

Did you know this was where 37 went?
Yeah, it was 'real' hard to find.

What day is it?
Friday.

Did you ever blow your nose into your hand and then wipe it on someone?
Ewww....no.....hahahaha.

How come people don't seem to know propper grammar anymore?
Damn edjamacational cistem.

Can you find the spelling errar?
Nope, no spelling 'errors' here.

Hitler-Gay or straight?
Totally into bestiality.

Holocaust-Real or conspiracy?
Real.

Ever bite a guy's dick during a blowjob?
Softly.

Ever have sex so bad you had to stop in the middle?
Thankfully no.

Whats your favorite animal?
Unicorns.

Doesnt Prophetnoise kick so much ass?
Yes he does.

Isn't Bianca the Ferret the cutest?
All ferrets are cute.

Have you ever heard any of my songs?
No, you should fix that.

Do you beleive trying is the first step towards failure?
No.

Do you have any beer for me?
No, should I get some?

If Ben Franklin was alive today, what would he look like?
Really old.

Whats the square root of 5234?
Dog.

Ain't that a funky beat?
I've heard better.

Ever throw a meatball?
No, but now I want to, that sounds like fun.

Hows married life?
Pretty good.

Who rocks the party that rocks the party?
I do.

Isn't it a waste of time numbering every question?
Yes it was because I deleted the numbers anyway.

Did i number this one?
No.

how many pens do you have on your desk?
1.

Dont you hate when the tip of your eyeliner pencil breaks in the sharpener?
I only use liquid.

Isnt good liquid eyeliner so much better than the pencils?
Absolutely!!

Did you know that i have four different colors of eyeliners?
No, but I love you now.

Can you guess what colors they are?
White, brown, blue, black.

what is your favorite thing on a drumset?
The drummer.

what is your favorite musical instrument?
Guitar.

What the fuck?
Damned if I know.

Disney-Fan Of or Mortal Enemy?
Neither.

Whatcha gonna name your first kid?
Already had him.....he's Gavin Michael.

Do you have health coverage?
Yes, Jason works for a health insurance company.

Did you ever watch Mr. Show?
No.

Do like the HBO drama Oz?
Never saw it.

Are you a John Waters fan?
He's ok.

Are you a fan of Peewee Herman?
Only his last performance.

Ever go skydiving like i did?
Hell no!

What's the fastest you've ever driven (in the driver's seat)?
90mph.

Ever spend the night in a hospital?
Twice.

Can you play a musical instrument?
Self taught piano.

Do you play video games?
Sometimes.

Can the Dead dance?
No.

Do you have to go to the bathroom?
No, just went thanks.

Do you plan on answering everyone's questions?
I'm trying.

Where is Qatar?
Officially State of Qatar, independent emirate (1995 est. pop. 534,000), 4,400 sq mi (11,400 sq km), on a largely barren peninsula in the Persian Gulf, bordering Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates (S).

What month is it?
May.

Why do i never know when it is?
It's the drugs.

Do you know where i am?
Is that you outside my window?

What is at 40n35, 74w09?
You.

Did you know that the last question used longitude and latitude for location?
Yes.

What city do you hate the most?
I don't hate any city.

what country do you hate the most?
I don't hate countries either.

What planet do you hate the most?
Or planets.

With all this hate, is there any room for love?
I have love.....your hatred is kind of scary though.

Why didnt they put any letters on the number 1 on the phone?
It was an accident.

Wanna give me money?
No.

Know any unics?
I wish I did.

Ever poison anyone to usurp their throne?
Not yet.

Are you horny right now?
I was until I started these questions.

Cops-Like or Dislike?
They are ok.

Do you use a Mac or PC?
PC and laptop.

How is this mix i just did gonna turn out?
Good.

How fast is your CD burner?
48x.

Who would win in a fight . .Bon Jovi or Me?
You.

Who would win in a fight. . Bon Jovi or You?
Me.

Like Ted Nugent?
Not really.

Wanna buy me that motorcycle i want?
No.

Why dont i like the songs i make?
You are too hard on yourself.

What is the length limit to these journal comments?
We will see.

Do you like the Allman Brothers?
Not really.

You snowboard?
No, I have horrible coordination.

Dig Rockabilly?
It's ok.

Ever shave your head?
No.

Dye your hair?
Ever since I was 12.

Would you marry for money?
How much money?

Would you commit a crime for money?
Once again how much money?

Would you sell your soul to the devil for fame and fortune?
No.

Doesnt Queen rock the shit outta todays rock bands?
Yes.

Baseball or Softball?
Baseball.

MLB or NFL?
MLB.

Do real football fans even watch the superbowl halftime show?
No.

Did you know that before last season even started i predicted the Carolina Panthers would be the Superbowl Surprise of the season?
Fascinating.

Favorite Baseball teams?
None.

Favorite Hockey Teams?
None.

Favorite Football Teams?
None.

Favorite Basketball teams?
None.

Do you understand how the fuck to play Cricket?
I used to....it takes about 8 hours. That's all I remember now.

What about Cricket the Darts Game, thats kinda easy, know how to play that?
No.

Class-Take notes or Sleep?
Take excellent notes.

Oh my god, why the fuck do i have to hear Outkast's Hey-ya at least three hundred times a day since the day it came out even to this moment right here?
Because radio stations suck.

I mean, yeah it's a good song, but do they have to play it every minute everywhere on every radiostation, in every store, on every commercial, and other places i cant even think of?
Because people suck.

Why does bacon taste so fucking good?
Because it's death and death tastes good.

What's the highest window you've ever thrown something out of?
2nd story.

Which would you prefer to use, Magic markers or colored pencils?
Magic markers.

Ever take a class drawing neckid people?
No, I can only draw stick figures.

How many unused CD-Rs do you have right now?
About 30.

Ever get shot with a paintball?
No.

Ever build a potato cannon?
Yes.

Arent Potato cannons the coolest?
Damn fun!

Why can't white people dance?
It's a genetic thing I suppose.

Isnt Flava Flav a fuckin nuts?
I guess.

Did you know that Chuck D once gave me his Email Adress?
No I didn't know that.

Did you know that i never emailed him?
Why not?

Why is Gary Oldman the best ever?
Ummmm.....he's not.

Have you ever seen the international version of the Profesional which is known as Leon (it's so much better than the american version) ?
No.

What would you do if there was an alien invasion today?
Hide.

Ever drive a staple through your forearm on purpose to see what it feels like? (that shit fuckin hurts)
No, but thanks for the warning.

Which would you rather be, A Vampire or a Werewolf?
A vampire.

Doesnt the movie Blade kick ass?
Not really.

Wouldnt it be cool if i was the Daywalker?
Ummmmm....ok.

If i was a vampire, would you want me to make you a vampire?
Yes.

If you were a vampire, would you make me a vampire?
Of course.

If you were imortal such as vampires, what would you do that mortals couldt?
Live forever.

What would happen if they arrested a vampire and sentenced him to a life sentence?
We would be paying a lot of taxes for him to stay there.

Doesnt getting arrested suck?
Yes.

Ever been arrested?
Not technically.

How are you at reading maps?
Pretty good.

How are you at giving directions?
I suck.

How are you at following directions?
Getting better.

Ever wonder what it would be like to have a cock?
Once.

Wouldnt it be cool if i got a mouse for Bianca to chase around until she kills it?
I want to see that.

Do you gamble?
Not really.

Wanna bet?
Not thanks.

Did that make you think of the movie Dumb and Dumber?
No it didn't.

You saw Dumb and DumberER right?
I loved it.

Tea or Coffee?
Tea.

What kinds of tea or coffe do you like?
Just sweetened iced tea.

Phish, fan or despise?
Neither, no real opinion.

Dave Matthews band, do you hate them? (please say yes)
Sorry, I like the band.

Dig on tori amos?
Not really.

Do you think plastic/cosmetic surgery is dumb?
It can be when people abuse it.

What about stomach staples?
Staples are out but I believe gastric bypass surgery is a fucking lifesaver!

What's your opinion on the collective social mindset of america?
We, as a whole, are too lazy. We constantly look for the 'easy way' to thinks and that will be our collective downfall.

If you had to live in another country, where would you want it to be?
Canada.

George Bush, fan?
Hell no.

John Kerry, Fan?
Not a fan, but he needs to beat Bush!

Whats the deal with the dude having a chicks first name as his last name?
At least it's not his first name.

I hope you dont want my answers for all these questions, do you?
Why yes I do.

Would you kill a human if you were never going to get caught or punished for it?
If pushed far enough....and there is someone who's trying.

Did you inhale glue or white out or markers when you were in elementary school like i did?
Never.

Did you eat glue or paste or crayons or other school supplies while an child like i didnt?
I ate paper a few times as a kid.

Did all those Dont Do Drugs classes they gave you as a child make you curious as to what the fuss was all about?
Nope.

Reagan or Bush Sr (i forget) said "We are fighting a war on drugs and we are losing." Do you see the humor in the fact that the Government is fighting a war on drugs, a war against drug addicts who don't even know they're fighting a war, and the unnaware drug addicts are winning?
That is fucking hilarious!!

Do you find the irony in the slogan/bumpersticker Do Sports, Not Drugs?
Yes.

Arent you mad that i lied about it being almost done?
Not mad, just getting carpal tunnel.

What CD should i listen to?
Your favorite one.

Wanna hold on while i get my CDs?
Sure, bring me a drink too.

Ok, I'm back, can you guess what CD i put in?
No.

Do you keep your CDs in a CD Book or on a CD Case Rack?
All over the freaking place.

Are they Alphabetised?
Hell no.

Do you put the Albums by the same artist in alphabetical or release date order?
No.