ive got some really bad news to tell everyone, please dont cry....
i lost a soldier yesterday.... i mean i had great intentions and it seemed like a good decision but it resulted in his death. the cause of death was internal explosion. you see, he said he was too warm, so being the caring guy i am placed him in the freezer for a while to cool him off while me and the rest of the soldiers partied.
but i had forgotten about him. when i opened the freezer after work he had already exploded causing a mixture of slush and alcohol to coat the shelf of the freezer door. im actually really saddened by this, it was one of my favorite beers and now i have to do some extra cleaning. buts thats not why im disappointed....
im disappointed that i could actually forget that i had put him in there, i mean come one mark!! get with it, pull yourself together man!!!!!! anyway, so today i got a new platoon, hopefully ill be a better leader.
you guys are all dismissed....
(if you have the time come check him out in my pics)
i lost a soldier yesterday.... i mean i had great intentions and it seemed like a good decision but it resulted in his death. the cause of death was internal explosion. you see, he said he was too warm, so being the caring guy i am placed him in the freezer for a while to cool him off while me and the rest of the soldiers partied.
but i had forgotten about him. when i opened the freezer after work he had already exploded causing a mixture of slush and alcohol to coat the shelf of the freezer door. im actually really saddened by this, it was one of my favorite beers and now i have to do some extra cleaning. buts thats not why im disappointed....
im disappointed that i could actually forget that i had put him in there, i mean come one mark!! get with it, pull yourself together man!!!!!! anyway, so today i got a new platoon, hopefully ill be a better leader.
you guys are all dismissed....
(if you have the time come check him out in my pics)
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avaneveah:
I dont even like beer and im sad


peezo:
Dude! it's tragic. i think i'll drink a few in his honor. drive on soldier drive on.we need to gat a batallion together soon and party