Sg homework @missy @rambo my favourite place i have travelled to,I have to say my favourite place I have travelled to SO FAR! It would have to be Thailand with my ex, we had a very interesting time and a lot of fun as well as seeing some breathtaking sights. He also nearly killed me to, oh the memories, where to start?
The first week we were staying in Phuket but stayed out of the city and on one of the first days we travelled in and had soo much fun in the Zorbballs which are these big clear balls you climb inside with some water and tumble down a hill/course soo much fun and it was unlimited to how many times you could do it. I actually have a video of us inside and all we are doing is falling on top of each other in hysterical fits of laughter.
The both of us are definitely under the category of alcoholics and oh did we drink our little hearts out! We went to a theme park, we went snorkelling, swam at the beach where the movie The Beach with that gorgeous Leo character was made. We fed monkeys, we vomited, we got our feet eaten by tiny fish and oh god did it tickle! We went to a Ping Pong show, played copious amounts of pool, attended many happy hours, swam in milky blue waters, went to a lady boys show, drank out of buckets and danced, danced, danced, went to a water park, did white water rafting, ventured into the jungle and swam under a waterfall, road on quad bikes through the jungle, went go karting which I like to call Mario karting, lazed in Jacuzzi’s, watched sunsets, I watched terrible shark movies one day when he was too hungover to move!
Hired a scooter which nearly killed me! So Paul was driving and he decided it was the best idea ever to overtake a truck down a steep tiny windy hill, he lost control of it, nearly skid out from under us im screaming on the back I dunno how we survived unscathed, soo lucky, oh and did I mention it was on the side of a coastal road!
The last night of our trip was the Most eventful, we were in Bangkok at this stage and our taxi driver asked us how long we were staying for I said it was our last ngiht so he said he would arrange a night out for us. We started with dinner then drinking at a pub with the driver who then asked us have you ever been to a cocoa boys show? We were like no whats that?
He said don’t worry we are going! We arrived inside and there were about 10 half naked guys on stage in little panties and tight tops that said Hot Male on them hehe, we looked at each other and were like what the hell lets grab a couple of drinks then leave, that was not on the cards when we tried to leave the owner told us we weren’t allowed to till we spent a certain amount of money which was about $150 australian dollars in the end buying $20 drinks which were basic bourbon and cokes, he also said we weren’t allowed to leave till we watched the show we were like we are all good let us us leave but that was not an option. Meanwhile, while all this was happening the “cocoa boys” kept coming down sitting next to me and paul rubbing his though and hitting on me, Paul’s face was priceless. The show started we got out of there finally on the third act its was just a lots of themed man on man gang banging, so I can tick that off my list of things I have seen!
After that we didn’t realy want to tke out drivers advice on whre to go but he insisted it was just good old fashion clubbing we turned up at this place where to get in you had to buy a 1 litre bottle of hard spirits, we were already plastered at this point but bought its anyway so we could get in. Oh dear we danced jumped on people drank the entire thing! That night we eventually get home Paul’s vomiting everywhere he clamoured into the bathroom turned the shower on and just layed there puking I tried to help but he went crazy and screaming throwing things for me to get out so I did
I woke up in the morning the room is flooded! The puke clogged up the shower which he didn’t turn off I open the door it has seeped out to the entire floor we were staying on, there were people outside ripping up the carpet already and this was all under my credit card name! I was shitting myself, luckily it ended up only being $300ish dollars for some reason but hey im not complaining! I definitely can’t go back to that hotel again. Our plane wasn’t till that night so we just went to the pub and tag teamed eached other with going to the bathroom puking.
