There once was a Chipmunk with the cutest button nose in existence, she liked to bounce and eat cookies. She one day found a Squirrel named Paul and bit into his flesh and refused to let go. He tried everything to get rid of her, he electrocuted her, pulled her hair, tried to chainsaw her off and even dipped her in lava..... but she wouldn't let go.
Eventually she got bored and released her grip and ran away, Paul then realized he missed her but luckily she came back with nuts for them to share and they remained good friends
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There is insanity in this story. I like it lol