Tales From the Graveyeard: Confessions of a Rent-a-Cop working the graveyard shift.
I am a security guard. I admit it. I've been employed as a guard for the past two months now. It's everything I'd expected, and everything less. I get paid to read, and watch tv. I sit around in the quiet darkness alot. I dream of being Neil Peart *
The thing I enjoy the least about this job is that it's boring so boring I want to drink bleach**, and it's long. There's no one to talk to, there is nothing on tv. So I read or I stare at the wall or out the window. Nothing exciting happens, it's cold because it's winter. Oh I occasional make a round or two or three. But then I get to go back to sitting down enjoy the one and only thing that I enjoy, getting paid.
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* See MST3K movie Ghoulies
** Listen to Beezlebubba by the Dead Milkmen
I am a security guard. I admit it. I've been employed as a guard for the past two months now. It's everything I'd expected, and everything less. I get paid to read, and watch tv. I sit around in the quiet darkness alot. I dream of being Neil Peart *
The thing I enjoy the least about this job is that it's boring so boring I want to drink bleach**, and it's long. There's no one to talk to, there is nothing on tv. So I read or I stare at the wall or out the window. Nothing exciting happens, it's cold because it's winter. Oh I occasional make a round or two or three. But then I get to go back to sitting down enjoy the one and only thing that I enjoy, getting paid.
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* See MST3K movie Ghoulies
** Listen to Beezlebubba by the Dead Milkmen
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BTW- the picture in my journal. yeah, that's very nice.