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bla- bla- bla-bla-bla... bla- bla- blastin' on fools

The only way i will ever see the fatherland is if i start trimming the fat. This is fat... big globby fat. So i guess ill see you crazy cats on the other side.

"i dont remember why i came here in the first place" i paused and looked around trying not to make eye contact with the pretty punkrawkgrrl sitting at the table by the door. "well at any rate youre in my light, so fuckin' scoot!" so squawked the queen of punkrawk. "shit man," i muttered to myself as i backed away "now i remember."

"c'mere i'ma show ya tha secret ta life" i couldnt tell wether the old coot was just regular crazy or dangerous crazy; so i said "what the fuck" and jumped into the car. best 6 hours of driving i have ever experienced.

i was playing darts with my sister at dodge the other night when a drunk and rowdy girl threw a dart from across the room narrowly missing my melon. "Hey, if we are all going to be standing around drinking, why dont we play a game where we throw sharp projectiles ?'' capital idea.. eye patches are fashionable this year.

here is a fun-fact fer all yoo hatahz out there: i am ten feet tall and bullet-proof......werd!

sometimes the spirit recededes and the physical assumes primacy. it is the easy way to assume ignorance and assert ones self as the top dog. i am just worn the heck out. i am just looking for a girl with a heart. mi corazon. aww shoot.. maybe im just a little too sentimental..

today i got a paper-cut.... beneath my fingernail!

here we go whaterwedoin.. oh yeah its the atomic elbow brotha!

I got a new pair of jeans! it is the first time in many years that i have owned jeans. Ad said i should wash them inside-out. stevie wonder was soooo cool at the mtv thing. i thought it was real funny when the camera showed the silly punk/indie/scene/waytoocool kids standing in the crowd with their hands in their pockets. if you dont have the...
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