I went to the poor excuse for a pub we have here last night with my girl, my flatmate from back in London and another friend.
We ended up playing pool the entire time, most notably against two rednecks that called my friend "piggy" the entire time to get her out of her game. Homophobia saved the day though - after I apologized "for bumping into one of their buttocks with my penis" things went our way and fast.
The funniest part of the whole thing was that they took it SO BADLY, I thought it was funny but life shattering? That a dude touched your butt? Maybe I'm completely out of touch but really, come on...
We ended up playing pool the entire time, most notably against two rednecks that called my friend "piggy" the entire time to get her out of her game. Homophobia saved the day though - after I apologized "for bumping into one of their buttocks with my penis" things went our way and fast.
The funniest part of the whole thing was that they took it SO BADLY, I thought it was funny but life shattering? That a dude touched your butt? Maybe I'm completely out of touch but really, come on...