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Another hypothesis in my ongoing Theory of Attractiveness: For each degree of upward temperature change there is a corresponding exponential increase of the percentage of attractive females. I propose it correlates with the shedding of the outer garments that accompany said temperature change. I will soon publish my research in the journal Nature.

In other news, I play Demetrius in a production of Midsummer Night's Dream which opens next weekend. And so the craziness begins...