paullieboy

how can one person make you feel like so great and then the next minute make you feel like complete shit?
i dont ever....EVER get this way about girls...
what the fuck

12 inch penis

i'm envious of your IQ of thirty seven
thirty seven, thirty seven
no one likes a real go getter
thirty seven, thirty seven

more testimonials please
be as offensive as you can please

hi im paul

i cant wait til its my birthday so i get a fuckin balloon
i get no love from yall either

i met the awesomest girl last nite
she is beautiful
i can only hope she likes me as much as i like her
lots of hot tattoos

so my band needs a drummer and im bummed cause we were getting good
orlando girls are weird and i think im figuring them out
there arent any here that i fall head over heels for.....well that are single at least or that are into me.....
oh well....but there are ones that are ok and thats who i hang out with right now

in the search for a new house
checked out this one that was painted like a gay sailor lived there but it was nice on the inside....
lots of kids iutside in the neighborhood tho but a nice screened in porch and 2 sheds
good stuff

i hung out with mitch hedberg tonite
my favorite comedian
holy shit
im on the guest list tommorrow
i dont know what to think