pauldixon

Had the experience of a lifetime an hour ago. I went to a John Kerry public appearence. One thing I learned is that secret service agents have no sence of humor at all! Helicopters were in the air constantly and one of the secret service guys took a personal interest in me. Don't know why, I showed up late alone looking weird(as usual) and they...
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Life is short, life is shit, and then you're dead. Not really, but that is one of my favorite movie quotes.
My neice just turned two, fuck I'm getting old.
Interesting things that have happened latly- an employee pissed me off (long ass story) so I smashed their camera phone into tiny little pieces with a brick in front of them.Then dared them to do...
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