What a weird day.
Shortly after I got home from a busy day at work (with frantic/impatient customers holiday shopping) someone pointed out that my license plate was not on my truck. I suddenly felt like the dude. No, a "Chinaman" (not the prefered nomenclature, mind you) didn't pee on my rug, but they stole my fuckin' license plate
. And, yes, it really tied the truck together. And while the officer was taking down all the necessary info, I was tempted to report a stolen briefcase. In hopes he would ask, "What was in the briefcase?" To which I would've replied, "Papers...business papers." Enticing him to ask, "What do you do?" So I could seal the deal with, "I'm unemployed". Now that would have been awesome...but I didn't. I just jumped through the hoops, and now get to go sit at the revenue office tomorrow to get myself a new fucking license plate. Bunch of savages in this town. 



erinrob:
Lol, great reference.
violethaze:
thank you! i hope that he comes home safe too
and sorry about your stolen license plate. someone tried to steal my plate tag. now i only have half of an orange sticker

