Yes, I'm neglectful but I'm busy and losing the spirit. Shh, don't tell but I've considered letting my membership lapse. I still see visions of the set that could have been which is silly because I'm sure I'd hate any outcome and it's not as if we'll have time before it gets too cold... Here are some saccharin pictures from the un-shower my aunts threw for us a couple weekends ago:
Yes, of course we had sparklers. What party is complete without them?
And to answer my own last question: Yes, I can spank easily with a straight face. Many of you said the point is to laugh, but there's plenty else to laugh at. If I wanna spank, I wanna spank with a straight face. The problem, however, is my inability to take a spank without laughing. No one can convince me they really mean it.
New question: give me three reasons why I shouldn't tell SG bye? 
