Okay, since the joke at the bottom of this post is so damn boring and old, Afterbirth, I'm going to give you all the news I was trying to hold out on:
Namely, I just scored the cover story for the May 31st issue of our local free-thinking newsweekly! On a relative scale, it's not that exciting. On my scale, it's big BIG news because I've wanted to write for this paper since I got back from college. Plus, it was a personal pet project and one that gives much-deserved publicity to a friend's non-profit arts group. I pitched this to the editors, they said "okay, a short profile," I said I had something bigger in mind, and they loved what I turned in! So yay. Don't worry, I'll have a link when it comes out!
Remember, kids: Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Namely, I just scored the cover story for the May 31st issue of our local free-thinking newsweekly! On a relative scale, it's not that exciting. On my scale, it's big BIG news because I've wanted to write for this paper since I got back from college. Plus, it was a personal pet project and one that gives much-deserved publicity to a friend's non-profit arts group. I pitched this to the editors, they said "okay, a short profile," I said I had something bigger in mind, and they loved what I turned in! So yay. Don't worry, I'll have a link when it comes out!
Remember, kids: Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
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What do you mean you have to take pictures to get over the kitten killing talk?
Masturbating a bit too much lately perchance?
And it's always negative.
The other day she was telling me about her trip to see my grandmother on mother's day, and she told me some stuff and then actually said "Hmm, I guess that's all the bad stuff I can think of that happened".
Meaning she was done with her side of the story.
[Edited on May 24, 2006 9:30AM]