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Today is Cinco de Mayo, we remember the Battle of Pueblo, where 2,000 starving and outgunned Mexicans defeated 4,000 French. It is a bigger day to the US than Mexico.

The US was fighting our own Civil Wat, and nobody really knows what Louis Napoleon intended those troops to do. I believe the Louis Napoleon had given them orders to head west and hold California...
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pascipio:
And Margaritas, Dos Equis lager Dos Equis Mexican Pale Ale.
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The Republicans say the same old things.

The Democrats say the same old bullshit.

Am I the only one who thinks we need some new ideas?

thay:
You and the repetilians
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It is not as if I do not wish to chat with you on the brilliant new SG Live Stream. I njust get an error message. I assume his in because of my shitty pc.

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These are dark days. Even the good news is grim. For instance, the spread of China's fancy new virus, is slowing. The experts now predict only 60,000 dead by August.

Today is National Beer Day. If you have not celebrated yet, you have a little time. I do not believe the breweries would be upset if you celebrated tomorrow.

Aisha still works a full schedule....
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Was a fantastic day! My favorite holiday.

It started with Megan. She was very apologetic, saying she went to bat for me, but Courtney was adamant. No blow job. Courtney, however, has an idea that masturbation is not sex, so a hand job is acceptable, and I love hand jobs. Also, Megan give a magic hand job. All the women enjoy having her masturbate them...
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Is tomorrow. Ladies, remember all we did for you one month ago? It is payback time. Cook you man a steak, hand him a cold beer, and get on you knees. Probably just the one steak involved, but multiple beers and blow job will be appreciated!

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Love. A blip of emotion on the screen of involuntary human response, a hiccough of emotion compared to envy, hatred, lust. And who was this Satin Valentine? A bishop, Roman, second century who got his head sliced off--ouch--for marrying lovers against hie Emperor's decree. Claudius II thought that men made better soldiers unmarried. Love drains us of our strength. And you say that love conquers...
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I am a beer drinker. But when it comes right down to it, I will drink whatever is put in front of me. So free ale sounds good to me.

So I checked out the site. It is a protest about the border.

Nothing about booze at all. I need some vodka right now.

juicyvonmary:
I love vozka!
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-Take your meds

-Take your hormones

-File down your horns

-Hide the bodies

-Drink water

Credit: My first crush.