Love. A blip of emotion on the screen of involuntary human response, a hiccough of emotion compared to envy, hatred, lust. And who was this Satin Valentine? A bishop, Roman, second century who got his head sliced off--ouch--for marrying lovers against hie Emperor's decree. Claudius II thought that men made better soldiers unmarried. Love drains us of our strength. And you say that love conquers all? Not for me. Not for you, Saint Vallentie. Not for any of the heartbroken. Just say no to love. A book and an electric blanket will give yu more satisfaction every time. Never give them your heart.
Happy Saint Valentine's Day, everyone.