Checking out iafd.com a few days ago, I saw that our own @adrenalynn just had a birthday. She is gorgeous, shot some very hot scenes in her adult movie career, and has the best tattoo in the history of the planet. A belated happy birthday, Beautiful!
Independence Day was good. We celebrated the birth of our nation by blowing up a part of it. We got an early start, bringing plenty of illegal fireworks into a farm in Virginia. Very strict fireworks laws in the Old Dominion, but nobody cared in this area. This little town does not have much in the way of money, but enough to keep basic services, and, they decided, long ago, to spend some surplus on a first rate fireworks show. It was a good show. It always is.
However, we missed another show. On Jefferson Davis highway, a busy highway, lined with houses, there was, in the past three years, a girl out with a sign in her year reading "You honk, I drink!" Since the highway was jammed with cars looking to get out of the District, Aisha would put her Rover in park. roll down the passenger side widow, lean over me, and yell "Show us your tits and we'll honk! Show your tits!" The firs year, she did. The second year, either she did not hear Aisha, of pretended not to. The third year, last year, there was another girl there, very busty, and she gave us a nice look. The original girl was getting another beer, and did not flash. Nor did the busty pretty cute but not really skinny nor chubby. She bared her breasts for, I would guess, seven or eight seconds. Major boobage.
That brings me back to our Birthday Girl, @adrenalynn. She had a movie, I believe is called, Sergent Slut. It should have been called Major Boobage.
Easy DD. Aisha thought E or even F cup. Pity Courtney was not with us. She is a huge fan of the big naturals. I have no idea what @adrenalynn brings to the party, but they are amazing.
Maybe she moved. Maybe she decided to stop
Whatever. @adrenalynn is damn near perfect.