Wendy and Claire stopped at Wal Mart, and bought some beautiful USDA Choice steaks. Well marbled, very thick. three rib eyes (my favorite), and three New York strips. They will also cook and clean up after.
Why today? Why not tomorrow?
They did this intentionally, those lesbian Congregationalists. They know that tonight, a Friday during Lent, I cannot eat meat. So, whilst the ladies feast on steak, my dinner will be a frozen Red Baron French bread pizza.
I hope they are not expecting left overs. Ar 12:01, whatever is left will be eaten by me.
If they are wanting something special tomorrow, they will be disappointed. Meatloaf. Mashed potatoes. Gravy. Deal with it.