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Beer, Steak, and Blowjob Day

Mar 31, 2015
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Was on March 14, and I was in Texas smoking cigars and drinking beer with my uncle. So I missed it.

If you are unaware of this very important holiday, let me explain. Consider what as happening exactly one month ago. You were trying like hell to please your girlfriend or wife, doing things you do not want to do. Watching plays and movies you would never go to. Of course, gifts. Asking her friends what she wants, because she will tell them, but not you.

Payback.

Fortunately for the women, guys are very easy to figure out. A cold beer, a well cooked and seasoned steak, and a quality blowjob will always do the trick. Since Wendy has joined us, I know I will be getting a good steak, rather than Aisha burning it, or leaving it raw.

We have scheduled the celebration of this holiday for tomorrow. We should have plenty of time.

The reason for this is Megan is still angry at Courtney. She wants an apology. Since Megan has a much higher libido than Courtney, and has complained to her about the infrequency of sex in front of Aisha and I. So Courtney is having sex with Megan around three or four times a day. Sex solves all problems; this is straight of Aisha's playbook. Speaking with Megan, it is not going to work. Not that Megan is going tell Courtney. She says it was like when the first met.

Or, "I'm in my own porn flick!"

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