Dear Coca-Cola:
Cut it out with the Polar Bears on cans. Bring back Santa!
Polar Bears eat people. Santa does not. I grant there have been rumors of elf abuse. Specifically, he uses them for bowling pins on his days off. Jolly old fat men do bowl. An elf is simply too large to be used as a pin. Further, who is going to bring Santa the pitchers of beer that are as essential to bowling as a ball? Bring back Santa!
K thnx bye.
Cut it out with the Polar Bears on cans. Bring back Santa!
Polar Bears eat people. Santa does not. I grant there have been rumors of elf abuse. Specifically, he uses them for bowling pins on his days off. Jolly old fat men do bowl. An elf is simply too large to be used as a pin. Further, who is going to bring Santa the pitchers of beer that are as essential to bowling as a ball? Bring back Santa!
K thnx bye.
strongbhoy:
And my Gophs are 21. Woohoo!