So my boyfriend got a real look at what babies look like when they're first born. We were watching a baby story or something like that and when they pulled out the baby my boy goes, "EEWW! That's what they look like!? It's like a raisin baby! A fucking California raisin!"
I swear to god, if our babies look like this we're giving up for adoption.

I swear to god, if our babies look like this we're giving up for adoption.


thats what you'll get. no california raisins.
ahahaha!