Ok. I have the dumbest friends on the face of the earth!! I need to let this out... My friend Ryan was dating this girl we called V-Dub. He's one of those dumbass guys who is like, "I don't like using condoms, they feel gross" or whatever. So they never used condoms. That's stupid to begin with, but it gets worse. So they end up cheating on each other and they broke up. Yesterday he comes home and she's at his house. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out. Bitch is pregnant. So they stayed the whole night together and now apparently they're all lovey dovey and are getting married. Please, someone just slit my throat. He's joining the coast gaurd and she's moving where ever he get's stationed. I can see it all now, he'll cheat on her before she's even starts to look pregnant. I love my friend to death, but he's stupid as fuck. He can't even take care of himself, let alone a baby! Kris and I had to go looking for him around town just the other night because he was out driving drunk. I just had to get this off my chest.
On a better note, here are some pictures to enjoy, Kris and I went to Islands of Adventure the other day.
but apparently you can't get on a ride until you take off your false limbs.
these pictures are completely unrelated, I just like them.
On a better note, here are some pictures to enjoy, Kris and I went to Islands of Adventure the other day.
but apparently you can't get on a ride until you take off your false limbs.
these pictures are completely unrelated, I just like them.
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And just for that, I'm gonna grant your wish (sorta).