Last night was hella crazy. I went to the dirty bar and got trashed. Man oh man, I am a cheap date! I only spent like $13 and I was drunk. OH! The best thing happened at the bar!! I wore my "G is for Gangsta" shirt. I think that may have been a mistake. This huge black guy with a grill kept coming up to me and showing off his teeth and sayin, "G IS FOR GANGSTA'" all ghetto like. It was absolutly hilarious.
This afternoon I'm doing something I never thought I would do. I'm going to the shooting range! My two guy friends begged me to go. Does this mean I'm turning into white trash? I think I might be a little bit. I go to nasty town bars and I'm going to learn how to shoot a gun. Now all I need is frizzy bleach blond hair and a halter top.
Tomorrow is my shoot! I'm really excited, my idea is amazing but of course it is a secret!
This afternoon I'm doing something I never thought I would do. I'm going to the shooting range! My two guy friends begged me to go. Does this mean I'm turning into white trash? I think I might be a little bit. I go to nasty town bars and I'm going to learn how to shoot a gun. Now all I need is frizzy bleach blond hair and a halter top.
Tomorrow is my shoot! I'm really excited, my idea is amazing but of course it is a secret!
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and at least now when you shoot neighbourhood cats, you will have some aim.