I couldn't find a nice guy, so I had to buy one.
Don't worry, it was for charity. I bought my friend Kenny. It actually turned out to be benificial because he told me he's had a crush on me for weeks! I wish he would have told me sooner so I didn't have to go through the whole awful situation with that other guy. So now I have an awesome story of how I started dating Kenny. Haha, "Yeah, I bought him and liked him so we started seeing eachother"
w00t w00t! 14 days!
Don't worry, it was for charity. I bought my friend Kenny. It actually turned out to be benificial because he told me he's had a crush on me for weeks! I wish he would have told me sooner so I didn't have to go through the whole awful situation with that other guy. So now I have an awesome story of how I started dating Kenny. Haha, "Yeah, I bought him and liked him so we started seeing eachother"
w00t w00t! 14 days!
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chainlink:
And everybody makes fun when I go out and buy gFs. 
darke:
Boyfriends are kinda like videos... you don't buy them, you rent them, and return them once you've seen it enough. 
