partyhat

so tonight my mom gives me a call...
::ring ring::
me: hello?
mom: heeey chaaarline!
me: hey mom, whats up?
mom: ohhh...NOTHING...*giggle*
me: uh, are you drunk?
mom: hehehe...ok, i tell you this cos i know you like Green Party...you the most liberal person i ever know...
me: uhh?
mom: I'M BAKED
me:

ive taken an internet hiatus lately, as a lot has been going on.
christ, today i found my kitty Mugatu getting his wang sucked (litterally) by another kitty Dorrito. not only that but Mugatu was licking Dorrito's wang. normally i'd think nothing of it, but the fact that there was SUCKING going on is what bothered me. furthermore, when i opened the door the both...
Read More

i got a naked rat today. i named him cabbage.

OMFG IT ACTUALLY RAINED TODAY.
AND I THOUGHT THE GIRL JUST HAD CRABS.

girl: "its going to rain tomorrow"
girl: "how can you tell?"
girl: "cos my vagina is REALLY itching"

i think she has a little more going on than barometric pressure.

i bought some flesh tunnels and they're in. whoo im so kEwL!@#

*cough cough*

im really starting to get fat...this is all bad. my once flat SIX PACCCCK stomach is now a GUT, [see: BEER BELLY]. ugh, how unattractive. i need to start working out again but...im far too lazy.

so i'll just stay fat a while. and maybe become huge and get a job...
Read More

i sold two paintings today.

HEHEHEHEH *head flies around like a muppet's*

and that was today's highlight. bye bye.

jetta has a new set finally!
*does the happy pirate jig*
in other news...well, not much has happened. ive been staying in the house all day painting (except to go buy cigs and candy). so far ive made 3 that im actually satisfied with, which is a suprise.
oh, and today i stretched my ears to a 4g. whoo.

right now, i hate my girlfriend.
sometimes i try so hard to make her understand. sometimes i get so frustrated trying to make her understand. sometimes i realize that she'll probably never understand. but, i guess love can do funny things to you, huh?

im so angry right now. ughsdfksjdf.

okay, so Piper has a friend who works an In and Out and one night a woman came in and ordered sixty double doubles. well In and Out supposedly can only cook 21 at a time so she was there for a while. eventually she got to talking to this guy and it turns out that she works at...
Read More

yuck.
so basically i got FIRED from my job today, and then my dad calls me going off on how im eighteen and i should be able to take care of myself, yadda yadda yadda...meaning that hes not gonna help me pay for school anymore. soo here i am, unemployed, SOL when it comes to art school, sitting in an apartment with my 88 volkswagon...
Read More

so i finally fixed my keyboard problem [missing X key]. i ripped off the F5 key and stuck it on there. hah, im so ghetto.

i hate additive-free cigarettes.