What a crazy week.
On Wednesday I got dumped.
Thursday I went to see Hospital of Death when my friend Rossa spotted someone who looked just like Buffalo Bill.
Do you wanna fuck me?
HOD were excellent. Probably the best they've ever been in my presence. Reet good.
Then last night I went for food with who was by now "the ex". We chatted, and eventually we decided that she'd been a silly girl (seriously, just look at me!*).
Then today I went into town and bought myself two shite Kung Fu DVDs - "The Magnificent Wonderman" and "Gambling for Head" for 1.59 each. Winner. I also got the original Rambo trilogy for 7.99.
Music-wise I got myself a Dio compilation album (You can see his stripes but you know he's clean) for a measly 4 and SSS's new album - The Dividing Line. Check them out - http://www.myspace.com/shortsharpshockuk If you don't like their music, at least check out the second video down to see Thrash Musical Chairs featuring Frank Sidebottom. Seriously one of the most surreal videos I've ever seen.
Anyway, I've lost concentration, so that's all you're getting.
*This is massive sarcasm. If you think I'm being serious, please die.
On Wednesday I got dumped.
Thursday I went to see Hospital of Death when my friend Rossa spotted someone who looked just like Buffalo Bill.
Do you wanna fuck me?
HOD were excellent. Probably the best they've ever been in my presence. Reet good.
Then last night I went for food with who was by now "the ex". We chatted, and eventually we decided that she'd been a silly girl (seriously, just look at me!*).
Then today I went into town and bought myself two shite Kung Fu DVDs - "The Magnificent Wonderman" and "Gambling for Head" for 1.59 each. Winner. I also got the original Rambo trilogy for 7.99.
Music-wise I got myself a Dio compilation album (You can see his stripes but you know he's clean) for a measly 4 and SSS's new album - The Dividing Line. Check them out - http://www.myspace.com/shortsharpshockuk If you don't like their music, at least check out the second video down to see Thrash Musical Chairs featuring Frank Sidebottom. Seriously one of the most surreal videos I've ever seen.
Anyway, I've lost concentration, so that's all you're getting.
*This is massive sarcasm. If you think I'm being serious, please die.
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Bafflement.
Actually, it's sunny for the first time since Nineteen Dickety-Two, so naturally I'll have to hide under the duvet. Went on the razz last night dressed like a sailor girl (damm torturous fancy dress birthdays) and cannot remember how many intelligent young men thought that no-one else would use the phrase 'Ahoy Sailor!' as an opening move.
Hope all is rosy in Icicleland.