I'm posting this blog because procrastination is something I'm incredibly good at.
I should be writing material for my first stand-up gig in over a year which takes place tomorrow night. I've written 2 minutes of material. Problem is I've been asked to perform for 10.
I'm sure it'll be alright. I'll pad it all out with material I used to do. You know, really cutting edge stuff like Britney Spears shaving her head and the smoking ban that's about to come into force...
What I have written is good. I'm happy with it. It's solid stuff.
I booked myself a holiday last night too. I'm going to have a LOOOOONG weekend of youthful hedonism. Here's my itnierary:
Thursday 4th December: See Municipal Waste in Manchester. Support from Hospital of Death. OH YES. Find a sofa to kip on.
Friday 5th December: Catch train to London. Check into hotel.
Saturday 6th December:
Sunday 7th December: Catch train back to Manchester.
You may notice a lot of blanks there. If you're a Londonite and fancy keeping me entertained, then get in touch innit. I'm not at all creepy (as internet people go).
So yes. That's that really. I'm going to London, and I'd be flattered if some strangers could show me a good time. I really mean that. My hotel's in Whitechapel and there haven't been any prostitutes there since something called "The Ripper Murders", so I'm relying on you good people of SG to keep me busy!
Later'z.x
I should be writing material for my first stand-up gig in over a year which takes place tomorrow night. I've written 2 minutes of material. Problem is I've been asked to perform for 10.
I'm sure it'll be alright. I'll pad it all out with material I used to do. You know, really cutting edge stuff like Britney Spears shaving her head and the smoking ban that's about to come into force...
What I have written is good. I'm happy with it. It's solid stuff.
I booked myself a holiday last night too. I'm going to have a LOOOOONG weekend of youthful hedonism. Here's my itnierary:
Thursday 4th December: See Municipal Waste in Manchester. Support from Hospital of Death. OH YES. Find a sofa to kip on.
Friday 5th December: Catch train to London. Check into hotel.
Saturday 6th December:
Sunday 7th December: Catch train back to Manchester.
You may notice a lot of blanks there. If you're a Londonite and fancy keeping me entertained, then get in touch innit. I'm not at all creepy (as internet people go).
So yes. That's that really. I'm going to London, and I'd be flattered if some strangers could show me a good time. I really mean that. My hotel's in Whitechapel and there haven't been any prostitutes there since something called "The Ripper Murders", so I'm relying on you good people of SG to keep me busy!
Later'z.x
I'm going to see municipal waste and h.o.d too- it's gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet! , I'll check with my bf if you can stay at ours!
We may be having some friends up from Nottingham for the gig, but if we aren't I'm sure we can accommodate you on an air bed!