I bought 15 eggs for 1.50 today.
"What a bargain!" I thought.
I dropped one onto the kitchen floor as a result of opening the box. I've never had to even think about cleaning up egg before and was taken aback at being put on the spot to react to it. Turns out I've got the skills to pay the bills with the support of Bounty (it's the stronger soaker-upper).
At least I was left with an even number of eggs now (Seriously. FIFTEEN? Wha?!)
It turns out that cheap eggs are really brittle. After struggling with the first (yet succeeding) I dropped some of the shell. Have you ever tried to retrieve eggshell from the bottom of a Kenwood smoothie maker (a wedding gift you know!)?! Before you waste your time failing, let me tell you it ain't gonna happen.
So in total three eggs wasted, but at least I managed to have a great milkshake with my evening meal.
Egg in milkshake? Yeah, don't look at me like I just fingered your dog. I'm not fat, I'm getting in shape. Beefcake etc...
"What a bargain!" I thought.
I dropped one onto the kitchen floor as a result of opening the box. I've never had to even think about cleaning up egg before and was taken aback at being put on the spot to react to it. Turns out I've got the skills to pay the bills with the support of Bounty (it's the stronger soaker-upper).
At least I was left with an even number of eggs now (Seriously. FIFTEEN? Wha?!)
It turns out that cheap eggs are really brittle. After struggling with the first (yet succeeding) I dropped some of the shell. Have you ever tried to retrieve eggshell from the bottom of a Kenwood smoothie maker (a wedding gift you know!)?! Before you waste your time failing, let me tell you it ain't gonna happen.
So in total three eggs wasted, but at least I managed to have a great milkshake with my evening meal.
Egg in milkshake? Yeah, don't look at me like I just fingered your dog. I'm not fat, I'm getting in shape. Beefcake etc...
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secretary:
Sounds completely disgusting. If I wanted to put on 3lb I'd do it the old fashioned way, by eating cake mix straight from the bowl... Probably not great for muscles but damm it, it tastes good.
Sounds completely disgusting. If I wanted to put on 3lb I'd do it the old fashioned way, by eating cake mix straight from the bowl... Probably not great for muscles but damm it, it tastes good.
secretary:
Show off. :p