I'm posting this blog because procrastination is something I'm incredibly good at.
I should be writing material for my first stand-up gig in over a year which takes place tomorrow night. I've written 2 minutes of material. Problem is I've been asked to perform for 10.
I'm sure it'll be alright. I'll pad it all out with material I used to do. You know, really...
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I should be writing material for my first stand-up gig in over a year which takes place tomorrow night. I've written 2 minutes of material. Problem is I've been asked to perform for 10.
I'm sure it'll be alright. I'll pad it all out with material I used to do. You know, really...
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I write this as I gorge myself on Krispy Kreme for breakfast.
From my last blog you'll know that I'm doing my first stand-up gig in well over a year on Tuesday. I've written about 10 seconds of material for this gig. I need more. Unless of course I think I can get away with material about the imminent smoking ban.
Anyway, yesterday I went...
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From my last blog you'll know that I'm doing my first stand-up gig in well over a year on Tuesday. I've written about 10 seconds of material for this gig. I need more. Unless of course I think I can get away with material about the imminent smoking ban.
Anyway, yesterday I went...
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secretary:
You sound just like my father, word for word. 
Have you seen Requiem for a Dream?
Have you seen Requiem for a Dream?
jimmyjackncoke:
lol, thx man. Where do you work?
I bought pen and paper today because I had none in the house. Looks like someone took it all with them!
I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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koneko:
Cos im an idiot 
I will try my best to make it happen!
X
I will try my best to make it happen!
X
sailorcandy:
CUNTFLAPS
I bought pen and paper today because I had none in the house. Looks like someone took it all with them!
I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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I went food shopping after posting the last blog and became considerably less depressed just from having bought steak and chicken (Who'm I gonna stick my dick in? Ten points to the reference spotter).
But I had literally bought steak and chicken. And sweets. Happy days.
Yesterday I did the ol' wrestling training as usual. Got to train in the ring for once and my...
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But I had literally bought steak and chicken. And sweets. Happy days.
Yesterday I did the ol' wrestling training as usual. Got to train in the ring for once and my...
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adalae:
it will be up there very soon! promise!
sailorcandy:
haha you LOVE it
GAH! I feel so ill.
For the past two weeks I've had a cough which, by the end of this week, I felt like I was finally getting over.
Then on Thursday afternoon I went home from work early because I was feeling so ill. Really nauseous and restless.
I usually sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. But I was awake for...
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For the past two weeks I've had a cough which, by the end of this week, I felt like I was finally getting over.
Then on Thursday afternoon I went home from work early because I was feeling so ill. Really nauseous and restless.
I usually sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. But I was awake for...
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secretary:
Are you watching the Secret Policeman's Ball? I heart it. Steal material! x
x
kittyvalentine:
Oh goodness, I've had my fair share of periods of crisis in my life. I'm hoping as I get older it'll get easier. Not had the easiest of times in the past year or so!
Sorry to hear about your problems with depression. It's something I know well, the best thing to do is just try and distract yourself from it even though that sounds difficult it does help. Just keep active, the more time you have time to yourself to ponder on it the worse it gets and it just becomes a vicious circle. x
Sorry to hear about your problems with depression. It's something I know well, the best thing to do is just try and distract yourself from it even though that sounds difficult it does help. Just keep active, the more time you have time to yourself to ponder on it the worse it gets and it just becomes a vicious circle. x
Gah! It's almost been an entire week since I posted!
Saturday I went to watch wrestling and build the ring etc with the company that I'm training with. Exciting.
Sunday was wrestling training followed by a migraine.
Monday was boring because it was work.
Tuesday was boring because it was work, though I went to Manchester to go to XS Malarkey's 11th birthday show. Stayed...
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Saturday I went to watch wrestling and build the ring etc with the company that I'm training with. Exciting.
Sunday was wrestling training followed by a migraine.
Monday was boring because it was work.
Tuesday was boring because it was work, though I went to Manchester to go to XS Malarkey's 11th birthday show. Stayed...
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sailorcandy:
u look a little surprised in your picture, like someone has just inserted something up your ANUS!
sailorcandy:
i promise it wasnt anything to do with MY DILDO UP YOU!
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secretary:
Where art thou funnyman? :p
psychobettie13:
Yep, there were some americans on our row loving it!! He called her sona melon headed retard boy 
and said how can she believe in god when even god doesn't love her...it was great!
and said how can she believe in god when even god doesn't love her...it was great!A quick post because I'm short on time.
A friend of mine (The one who was great when I told him about me and the wife if you've been following the saga) called me yesterday when I was in work and was jibbering on and sounded guilty about something.
I told him I'd come and see him that night and we'd get eats and have...
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A friend of mine (The one who was great when I told him about me and the wife if you've been following the saga) called me yesterday when I was in work and was jibbering on and sounded guilty about something.
I told him I'd come and see him that night and we'd get eats and have...
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sailorcandy:
hell yea i invented "the AIDS" dont deny u dont want it. its SEXY
sailorcandy:
u dont need any other friends i am GOD!
sailorcandy:
aww thats pretty.. pink flower yay! how about il just be nice to u?x
secretary:
Does seem incredibly petty hun... Rise above it, you're free of all that crap now. And you have a cool tattoo. x
xI went out into town last night despite being ill. I did it because I've not been out and not seen my friends in 3 weeks (you'll notice I've been on SG for that amount of time too 
).
We started off in my house playing video games. My friend Chris (who I've not seen in about 2 weeks and has a suspected broken skull...
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We started off in my house playing video games. My friend Chris (who I've not seen in about 2 weeks and has a suspected broken skull...
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secretary:
Feel ambivilant. As for what that comes down to, I cannot tell you. You see, I used to be indecisive and now I'm not so sure.
Glad you had a good night anyway, yey for going out on the town when you're feeling crap, and waking up the next morning feeling crapper, with added hangover, but mentally you feel damm good. I love those evenings, they're life-affirming. And they make you love your friends.
Pip pip. x
Glad you had a good night anyway, yey for going out on the town when you're feeling crap, and waking up the next morning feeling crapper, with added hangover, but mentally you feel damm good. I love those evenings, they're life-affirming. And they make you love your friends.
Pip pip. x
secretary:
lol, no probs homie. And I mean that in the Chav way, not the homosexual one. Allthough, each to their own. Enjoy your shower, all naked and wet and soapy and spider-free (I hope!). x
And I mean that in the Chav way, not the homosexual one. Allthough, each to their own. Enjoy your shower, all naked and wet and soapy and spider-free (I hope!). xI'm so furious.
I'm generally very apathetic and couldn't care less about things. But right now I'm furious. It's surprising to me. I'm not used to it.
I've been getting more ill as the week has progressed. Really coughing and spluttering everywhere I go. Today I felt even worse and slowly declined all day.
The wife has already found a place of her own and...
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I'm generally very apathetic and couldn't care less about things. But right now I'm furious. It's surprising to me. I'm not used to it.
I've been getting more ill as the week has progressed. Really coughing and spluttering everywhere I go. Today I felt even worse and slowly declined all day.
The wife has already found a place of her own and...
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sailorcandy:
ok ok !
secretary:
You know what I do when I'm angry? I make cake mix and eat it straight out the bowl.
Actually, don't just have to be angry to do that. Get well glomp. x
Actually, don't just have to be angry to do that.
Get well glomp. x
I'm going to see municipal waste and h.o.d too- it's gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet! , I'll check with my bf if you can stay at ours!
We may be having some friends up from Nottingham for the gig, but if we aren't I'm sure we can accommodate you on an air bed!