so the company marketing gimp survived... mainly because he stayed the fuck away from me for the rest of friday.
my boss has been downloading 'ultimate fighting championship' videos this week and they've inspired me. i decided that we should just hold an office ufc tournament and i'll go mano-a-mano with the gimp in a fight to the death.
seeing as he's the gayest man ever to have lived, i think i'll come out victorious... it's not that i don't like him because of his latent homosexuality - my mother is in a same sex relationship and a good few friends of mine, are gay - it's just him. speaking to him makes me want to kill.
maybe it's the frightnening array of pastel shirts. maybe it's his annoying droning voice. maybe it's because he uses words like synergy and says them seriously... whatever the root cause, i think he needs to be stopped before he breeds.
i'll be doing the world a favour, trust me.
in other news:
* my girlfriend gets back from new zealand in 12 days time
* Mm are now officially my favourite band in the whole wide world
* i have a bastard of a headache today, so as i'm the only one in the office, all the lights are off and i'm sat here in sunglasses munching fresh oj and pain killers...
my boss has been downloading 'ultimate fighting championship' videos this week and they've inspired me. i decided that we should just hold an office ufc tournament and i'll go mano-a-mano with the gimp in a fight to the death.
seeing as he's the gayest man ever to have lived, i think i'll come out victorious... it's not that i don't like him because of his latent homosexuality - my mother is in a same sex relationship and a good few friends of mine, are gay - it's just him. speaking to him makes me want to kill.
maybe it's the frightnening array of pastel shirts. maybe it's his annoying droning voice. maybe it's because he uses words like synergy and says them seriously... whatever the root cause, i think he needs to be stopped before he breeds.
i'll be doing the world a favour, trust me.
in other news:
* my girlfriend gets back from new zealand in 12 days time
* Mm are now officially my favourite band in the whole wide world
* i have a bastard of a headache today, so as i'm the only one in the office, all the lights are off and i'm sat here in sunglasses munching fresh oj and pain killers...
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haven't ever made it as far as australia during my travels, i usually spend my time either in europe or the states. one day it'll be me visiting rocks and kangaroos
at least you have SG to keep you company while she's gone :]