paroxysmiclove

Wish me luck. We (dad and I) got $5 in powerball tickets. $340 mil.

Riiiight. Like our asses would win. -knock on wood- >>;

I'm drinking Dr. Pepper, and I have to fart, but I'm afraid to - it's one of those scary farts, ya know? Like you're afraid that your ass will rip wide open to unleash a tidal wave of feces. :x

I'm very sick of seeing Adriana Lima. She's pretty, but.. She reminds me of Mila Kunis.

I dislike Mila Kunis.

Therefore, I dislike Adriana Lima. (law of detatchment)

....-hated geometry-

Welllp, I farted. It was dry. it just.. smells extremely bad.