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I am going to the SGNJ meet on Saturday, depending on when I get out of work (hopefully they party late enough for me). I'm super excited to meet some of you people.

Of course, my SG subscription runs out like....this week, and there is some sort of problem with my account info, so I'm hoping it holds out until at least...
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Brains are delicious, / but don't compare at all to / candy from strangers.

I follow @MecumHaiku on twitter. Check him out.
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I am a cook, and in the kitchen there are video cameras. Essentially they are there because of me (because I lit myself on fire once. Yes, I am a total badass.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I went to light one of the broilers. What nobody had told me was that someone else had tried to light it and left it on for a few...
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So I originally posted this with the pictures linked so you could check out the artists, but SG didn't like that and all the pictures were too big. (It's still all sorts of fucked up. Sorry). So I had to upload them all to my album. If you like any of them and want to see more, just ask me and I'll...
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chrysis:
Ha.

I don't hate -your- birthdays.

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.. eye-nipples. x___x;
scionreality:
Very nice. Along with the coffeh, this has helped lurch my sluggish (lately) immagination into motion.
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Today is one of those "I probably shouldn't take my Ambien because I have too many left" kind of days....

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I found an interesting site: http://www.nudityforcharity.org/
....not that anyone reads these stupid blogs.

I found another website that is fantastic for those who like puzzles: http://www.themastertheorem.com
You have to solve this weeks theorem (which I found exceptionally difficult, so maybe just wait for the new one on wednesday at midnight). It's fun though. Check out the previous puzzles...
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chrysis:
Interesting website indeed! Actually, pretty freaking excellent idea. I think I will repost it. :]
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I'm going to Atlantic City!! I need luck to win big!
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texy:
My partner and I are cracking up! These are great biggrin
f1ssure:
hahahaha these are great
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I need a job. Anyone want to hire me? I do math and coding and websites. I can do sexy dancing too. And I have been a cook for 10 years. And I can decorate for holidays. And I play the Bass.

On another note, I'm in the process of trying to write an album. I need to see if my friend can help...
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heartbaker:
Maybe you can strip while cooking
losty:
Titty sprinkles! I love it
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Holy crap! I'm back! That was the darkest 2 weeks of my life. So.....hello!
f1ssure:
welcome back to the light