paralax999

you are tagged - please tell us 20 interesting things about yourself and your views and tag 5 people.

well, i dont know 5 people on the site yet. (yeah, im kinda quiet at first). but ill play along best i can.

20. i dont like capital letters.
19. burritos are natures perfect food.
18. i really want to go to the lacma muse costume ball which is going to be at the king tut exhibit (and thus more fun than youve ever had), but i dont know anyone to take who would interesting enough, who would be into it, who would dance, looks great in heels, and isnt my sister (she has a date that night with her new beau who is taking her to paris). i know. im picky and you feel sorry for me. i accept flowers and anonymous gifts.
17. i still dont want to be a grown up. i want to be a pirate. or a train robber. or a circus freak. or live on an anarchist commune. or ride a motorcycle to the tip of south america and start a revolution.
16. i tend to laugh out loud for no apparent reason when im out riding my bike, or hiking around in the hills, cause thats when i remember that everything really isnt as serious i make it out to be.
15. i love dictionaries. i own 11 different kinds of them currently.
from the devils dictionary: patriot, n. one to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. the dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
14. i am descended from daniel boones brother, who was killed by indians when they were out hunting. i have a fondness for indians and have always considered myself to be a red man trapped in a white mans body. when i was a child i always dressed up as an indian for the monrovia wild west parade and shot my guns at the cowboys.
13. i want to date a waitress who wants to be a rock star. or someone who dresses the part. (picture motorcycle boots, stockings, tattoos and a short skirt). i would also consider secretaries who are secretly artists and substitute teachers who want to be actors.
12. i have really only been in love twice in my life. and despite my protestations against the institution, i would have married both of them and probably still would. i have told seven different women i love them.
11. there is one britney spears song i like a lot. i cant help it. its a paired conditioned response.
10. when i get too old to care for myself, i want to wander out into the woods to die. before i go i want to write a little book that changes the world.
9. i believe that chris cornell is the finest singer in rock and roll. if you dont, then you can suck a dick.
8. i am the worlds lumpiest man. thats right. i have over one hundred twenty fatty cysts all over my body. i hope to get into the guinness book of records some day. no they do not hurt. no they are not cancer. yes i look normal. my freak is on the inside.
7. i have visited a dildo factory.
6. i am not shy about making a fool of myself in public. especially if its to make a point.
5. i love a good conspiracy theory. aliens, secret societies, hidden energy resources, jesus married to magdalene, dead rock stars living normal lives. goes good with coffee late at night.
4. i went to all four night of the white stripes when they were in town. that man is possessed of something.
3. i was in college for 7 years and had 8 different majors and have two degrees in psychology and german with minors in drama and environmental ethics.
2. i have 11 more tattoos than my grandfather. he had three wives, joined the canadian army when he was 17 to fight in world war one, was dishonorably discharged from the american army for assaulting an officer and never told anyone his whole life. he died of emphysema and i never got to meet him.
1. i dont care if im ever rich, or famous. if i have 5 friends i can count on no matter what, if my family knows about my life and are proud of me; these are the things that mean something.