paradogmatic

So here it is .. out of the blue :

Paradogmatic is moving!

Where you ask? Well let me tell you .. the beautiful North-Eastern section of Montreal's famed Plateau district - home of bohemians and grandmothers, all living in harmony together.

Wow! That sounds like Paradise! Well not entirely .. who am I kidding, this is gonna ROCK..

So on to some show and tell :

This is the Front Door - the guy on the left costs extra :



This is the bay-window area of the living room - note the quaint old radiator powered by our own state-of-the-art at the turn of the century (1900) oil furnace. I personally prefer this sort of heating to electric as electric has an awful tendency of drying out your sinuses and burning your house down :



This is a reverse of the same shot above, looking in - look at our awesome pretentious faux marble columns - they just scream class and nobility - we'll be the envy of all our friends :



More of the same room - just shot from the back end - note the austentatious french doors - sadly one has cracked glass that will be replaced - but will no longer have its lovely frosted image - a sad lonely pane of normal glass amongst its betters.. we'll have to look into that later :



This is my roomate Ted inspecting that marvel of marvels - the thermostat. It seems to meet his approval indeed :



In a flurry of activity, we jet off to the kitchen - home of a multitude of cabinets. I kid you not, this is solely one third of all those we possess - a veritable mecca of kitchen cabinetry :



And now for a special treat, we descend into the bowels of our abode - to discover what lies beneath:



Here we see Ted contemplating the possibilities of our own cold storage basement and its implcations on his sorely-disguised hobby of mass murder - a good spot to conceal and preserve corpses? Perhaps! :



And here ends the first chapter of the soon to be epic saga of two guys living on their own in Montreal's Plateau ..

TO BE CONTINUED