paperdragon

So given my last post and the whole going to Hell. I have been thinking, I don't have much time. The males in my family tend to die before 60, so at best I've got 25 years to sort this out.

Option one aim to avoid Hell: I could be a good person, help old ladies, give up vile and deviant sexual acts (you know all the fun ones), be selfless and noble at all time. Great idea, but seems like way too much hard work, and I would have to do 20 years of full time good stuff just balance out my late teens alone.

Option Two, damage limitation: I'm thinking Satanist might get slightly better conditions, than just plain old evil people. You know less fire and brimstone showers, being stabed by two pronged forks instead of three. Still I hate the Heat, i'm more of a winter child so it would still suck.

Option Three, Change religion: The Norse religion had easier entry requirements, die with a sword in your hand = eternal feasting, drinking and buxum serving wenches. Down side is the whole Ragnorok, but hey, may never happen.

So its option three, all I need now is the local church/alter of ODIN the one eyed God (better check the yellow pages under O... or maybe V).