Recently I have been asked on occasion when I am going to retire. I think about it more and more and have come to the conclusion that if I would retire I would be sitting watch TV shows like "Jerry Springer" and drinking beer. But if I continue to work I get paid to be observe the nut cases up close. It is a circus for sure.

oeufcoque:
Why retire when you get paid for entertainment? I don't know what you do, but it seems like its got to be a little fun.