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I've been happy at work two days in a row. Something is very wrong. Also, in other non-related news: my eyes burn.

In more unrelated news: There was an article in the paper yesterday about a man who quit his weatherman job to raise awareness of the fact that the Japanese Mafia controls the weather. 'nuff said.

Artist: Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
Album: Full Tension Beaters
Song: Theme From Enter The Dragon
Comments: fuckin awsome

man. damn my double life....double life being that I use both a mac and a pc. A mac for the design and a pc for some games....the games have been winning over the design. so no treat for you peoples. my appologies. sorry cards are in the mail.

In other non related news, my hair is growing back. I am still a space monkey, but...
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So this is a prequel to the journal entry I want to post. yeah. lame. I was on the bus today and noticed an advertisment on the ceiling of the bus. I wonder how long it will be until there is no empty space...only ads. I plan to see Corpse Bride tonight. That should be exciting. I am tired and Gavin needs attention. I will...
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a new update is in the works. stay with me here people.

my super-human healing factor has kicked the snot out of the germs that decided to ravage my bodies immune system. I think it will be a long while before I get sick again. Before they think they're strong enough to beat me. On a sadder note, I have lost my power of phlem shooting...

Vegan Cake and Cupcakes for all the cute girls who lined up to get some of this...this being me. Sorry gay pirate and pig who doesn't know any better. you're not invited(it's not that I have anything against gay pirates or pigs who don't know any better, but neither of you are cute girls. although I do appreciate you showing up).

so. I have harnessed my powers of phlem(obtained by this bronchitis/cough that won't go away). I've been practicing my aim by shooting empty beer bottles by blasts of phlem. I'm working on a costume to accompany my new name: The Phlaming Phlem!

Pretty sweet hua? I bet all you ladies are pretty impressed right now. Now...I know what you're thinking: there is no need to...
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Sundays are my favorite.

I feel gross and sweaty....who wants a hug?

*eah* still sick. Don't know how I've managed to stay up this late. Throat is starting to hurt lots again. I cleaned my living room. It looks very um...clean? Gavin is calling. He says he can frollic now that there is room to do so in the living room. In other news, toy mice are starting to...
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