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so it would appear that theresa has won this contest. But since she cheated on the last contest she entered the crew here in um. my living room have decided that she should be banned from entering Mark Contests because she is a cheater. And if she's cheated before she'll cheat again, which is no doubt how she probably won this conest. by cheating! um. even if she didn't I'm gonna be a prize nazi and say 'no prize for you!' um yea. Let that be a lesson to all cheaters out there. Cheaters don't win. Unless they don't get caught...then I guess they do win...but not today! Today I deal a blow to all cheaters around the world! There will be no illigimate contest winnings tonight!

So all those who were looking forward to me stuffing a pile of cookies in my mouth...I'm sorry to dissapoint. I kept munching on them and then there were only a few left and there is no point in trying to stuff only four cookies in my mouth at one time. I also need an official cookie counter. I don't think I need to include a description of that job. So if you're interested in sitting at my kitchen table, not being paid to watch me stuff as many cookies as I possibly can into my mouth. um. let me know.