I have decided to fill this out while I wait for my supper to make...
DO YOU SNORE? nope
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? a lover to the ladies and a fighter for the preservation of things that need to be preserved
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? to have accomplished nothing
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I was a He-Man Maniac.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? ew
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? not usually.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was a damn fine baby
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? sometimes.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? white and transparent
IS BARBIE SEXY? ew
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nope
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No.
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? I waste time real well...
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? where ever you are. um. you being a cute girl.
CAN YOU SWIM? yes
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I try to give a damn.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? once I got really close. like three hundred and something. then my mom was like MARK! and I was like WHAT and she said SUPPER and I said OK and um I lost count.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? no. but I can sing it in french forwards.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? yes
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? nope
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? I prefer to use knives to sharpen my pencils.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I want to shoot people who hunt/shoot animals. lets see how they like it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I can't handwrite. and I have great difficulty reading other peoples handwriting
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? conflict.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"? and ment it?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? who cares
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? I want to pick up bridesmaids at weddings. like in that movie that's about to come out...
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't eat eggs.
ARE BLONDES DUMB? um...that's a mean thing to say...
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? in my pants. usually in the crotch region. ya know...to impress the ladies.
WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:05 pm. and I'm still making supper
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? MORE! DON'T STOP!
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? ew.
WHO'S YOUR HERO? Gavin
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? around 3 hrs ago. but it was a van..does that count?
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers. I don't like sitting in filth.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL? only to the big corperations who make millions off of stupid people during the x-mas season.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? only when I think I might get raped.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? SG, girls um soy cheese?
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR? the kind that is peanut free...yeah. not my choice, but the last thing I want is for one of my friends to die...
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? only when I have been captured and am about to be questioned...
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? nope
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? sXe all the way baby! um...other then the fact that I fell off the wagon and have been sucking on a bottle eversince...but still drug free.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? sometimes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? a piercing blue. a lady killer. um. so the ladies say...but they might just be trying to get into my pants...
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? variable volumes but always in twos
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? sometimes
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? I could take both of them on in a cage match.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? yes. I know that the next question that you will ask me will be HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? nope
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Bass Guitar, sometimes guitar, sometimes drums, I used to be able to play the Alto Sax. I also play with my...
DO YOU SKATEBOARD? More like do I fall....and yes yes I do.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? yes. but only from the evil corporations who steal money for me.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I've never been. anyone wanna take me?
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? not alone I don't. and not with rabid rabbits. those things bite.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? nope.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? these hands are magic baby...
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? only cuz they don't know any better.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? people make mistakes.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? nope. I tried to learn how to breakdance by copying moves from Bust a Grove. But I ended up falling down and kinda hurting myself...
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? yes. yes I do.
I think my food is done. time to eat!
DO YOU SNORE? nope
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? a lover to the ladies and a fighter for the preservation of things that need to be preserved
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? to have accomplished nothing
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I was a He-Man Maniac.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? ew
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? not usually.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was a damn fine baby
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? sometimes.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? white and transparent
IS BARBIE SEXY? ew
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nope
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No.
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? I waste time real well...
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? where ever you are. um. you being a cute girl.
CAN YOU SWIM? yes
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I try to give a damn.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? once I got really close. like three hundred and something. then my mom was like MARK! and I was like WHAT and she said SUPPER and I said OK and um I lost count.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? no. but I can sing it in french forwards.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? yes
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? nope
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? I prefer to use knives to sharpen my pencils.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I want to shoot people who hunt/shoot animals. lets see how they like it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I can't handwrite. and I have great difficulty reading other peoples handwriting
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? conflict.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"? and ment it?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? who cares
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? I want to pick up bridesmaids at weddings. like in that movie that's about to come out...
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't eat eggs.
ARE BLONDES DUMB? um...that's a mean thing to say...
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? in my pants. usually in the crotch region. ya know...to impress the ladies.
WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:05 pm. and I'm still making supper
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? MORE! DON'T STOP!
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? ew.
WHO'S YOUR HERO? Gavin
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? around 3 hrs ago. but it was a van..does that count?
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers. I don't like sitting in filth.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL? only to the big corperations who make millions off of stupid people during the x-mas season.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? only when I think I might get raped.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? SG, girls um soy cheese?
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR? the kind that is peanut free...yeah. not my choice, but the last thing I want is for one of my friends to die...
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? only when I have been captured and am about to be questioned...
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? nope
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? sXe all the way baby! um...other then the fact that I fell off the wagon and have been sucking on a bottle eversince...but still drug free.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? sometimes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? a piercing blue. a lady killer. um. so the ladies say...but they might just be trying to get into my pants...
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? variable volumes but always in twos
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? sometimes
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? I could take both of them on in a cage match.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? yes. I know that the next question that you will ask me will be HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? nope
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Bass Guitar, sometimes guitar, sometimes drums, I used to be able to play the Alto Sax. I also play with my...
DO YOU SKATEBOARD? More like do I fall....and yes yes I do.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? yes. but only from the evil corporations who steal money for me.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? I've never been. anyone wanna take me?
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? not alone I don't. and not with rabid rabbits. those things bite.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? nope.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? these hands are magic baby...
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? only cuz they don't know any better.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? people make mistakes.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? nope. I tried to learn how to breakdance by copying moves from Bust a Grove. But I ended up falling down and kinda hurting myself...
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? yes. yes I do.
I think my food is done. time to eat!
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hehe. every time you post I laugh because you are funny.