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Today at work Mark got to meet and greet customers at the door. To tell them to get lost, as the power was out and they could not come in. Sources close to the scene said Mark started developing godlike powers as he would look at customers and they turn around and walk away. Sometimes he would use his jedi powers and with a wave of his hand tell them that they did not want to shop at this store...the powerouttage lasted around 45 minutes. When the power returned onlookers claimed that Mark quickly dissapeared from view.
In other Mark news,
Mark has decided that since he is taking time off of work to get his star tattoo touched up, he might as well get another tattoo. Sources claim he is looking to spend around two hundred dollars on this tattoo, which cannot be identified yet. Although there is speculation that it could be either another star, birds, black squares or some sort of cheesy old school tattoo that a sailor might get. He is also been quoted as saying that he plans to get his ears pierced again at a 10g so that he can quickly loose the 'lame hoops' and put some 8g plugs in; as well as dye his hair.
In closing our sources have also confirmed that Mark is planning a photoset. While things are still in the pre-production phase, Marks' secretary has informed us that his set will see him dress as a cowboy and that he will be addressing 'cowboy like' problems. We were also told that it is to be titled 'Blazing Horns' and that there are scenes involving partial nudity.
From all of us here at Markopolis,
Chow
Today at work Mark got to meet and greet customers at the door. To tell them to get lost, as the power was out and they could not come in. Sources close to the scene said Mark started developing godlike powers as he would look at customers and they turn around and walk away. Sometimes he would use his jedi powers and with a wave of his hand tell them that they did not want to shop at this store...the powerouttage lasted around 45 minutes. When the power returned onlookers claimed that Mark quickly dissapeared from view.
In other Mark news,
Mark has decided that since he is taking time off of work to get his star tattoo touched up, he might as well get another tattoo. Sources claim he is looking to spend around two hundred dollars on this tattoo, which cannot be identified yet. Although there is speculation that it could be either another star, birds, black squares or some sort of cheesy old school tattoo that a sailor might get. He is also been quoted as saying that he plans to get his ears pierced again at a 10g so that he can quickly loose the 'lame hoops' and put some 8g plugs in; as well as dye his hair.
In closing our sources have also confirmed that Mark is planning a photoset. While things are still in the pre-production phase, Marks' secretary has informed us that his set will see him dress as a cowboy and that he will be addressing 'cowboy like' problems. We were also told that it is to be titled 'Blazing Horns' and that there are scenes involving partial nudity.
From all of us here at Markopolis,
Chow
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not much room to live on my floor, you would have to battle with my shoe collection and the pile of laundry that is getting out of control for a space...but hey that's worth it to live in vic! hahah