papaspank

So I have decided that just for fun, I want to wear a speedo this summer. some funny one from the 80's with palm trees or something on it. It would be sooo funny. But first I must stop exersising and increase my food intake by like 50% that way I'll have a big tummy. Then I'll wear it on the hottest day and be all like 'man, it's so hot out here, I might have to start taking layers off'. which would be hillarious because all I'll be wearing is a speedo! This is gonna be so much fun. man...the ladies...will be all over me!