So, the other day I go to the Eagle to play pool cause I know it's pretty empty during the day and they have cheap beer. And then I remember that it is Friday. And I get to feel like a girl. Not in a girly bottom way or anything, I mean in that don't make eye contact or they will jump you kind of way. I am reminded of what it must be to be a girl in everyday settings. Every guy in the place checks you out, covertly out of the corner of their eye or blatantly staring you up and down, their eyes follow you as you move, waiting for that eye contact which they automaticaly assume means you want them to hump you. So I try to play my game of pool while I finish my beer, cause if I stop moving for more than a few moments someone takes it as an opertunity to make his move, but it's hard to concentrate on the shot when you have to bend over in front of that fat guy who hasn't been able to take his eyes off your ass for the last 5 minuets and you know you just made his day. Needless to say, I wasn't playing the best game of my life.
BBQ with the family tomorrow in the park- Are you coming? If you don't know about it, ask me.
BBQ with the family tomorrow in the park- Are you coming? If you don't know about it, ask me.
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I would have to think on that one