Haven't posted in a while. Sorry, I'm a busy man and only have access to public computers. They don't like me looking at "porn". So yeah, my life is shit. My job is endless, thankless bullshit with a bunch of fucktards running the show. My personal life is bleak and empty, even moreso now that one of my dearest friends suddenly told me that she didn't want me in her life anymore. I barely eat or sleep. I'm almost broke and I'm trying to buy a pistol, but I need to pay for new brakes and a pointless inspection for uniforms I wear once a year. My parents gave me gobs of money as a present for said-pistol, but I have to spend it all on uniforms. Don't ever join the military, it will take EVERYTHING from you. Including, in this case, my birthday present.