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sorry my shit's been running looooooong!
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last night could've been great, but i was left with a bad taste in my mouth. i went with kelly to the show at uwm's 8th note. i gave my height and weight to these two girls and it was determined that i am obese. "let's go have some drinks" i said and we went down to the gasthaus. what a great college - there's a bar right in the student union!
it turns out that i am almost 10 years older than these girls, so i buy them beer. they are giddy to be drinking in a bar, and i drink two beers to their one. i get their names and numbers and go back upstairs.
i saw not one of the bands last night. i was too busy socializing.
i drank some whiskey with jesus and kelly, and then beer with megan, who i have a crush on, only to discover she's with this guy bijou now. she stood out in her pink coat, one of the most likeable girls i've ever met. i told dirty stories and kissed the hands of the new girls i met, megan's people. i had a nice gentle buzz on.
angie (one of the height and weight girls from earlier) is on pills, and pushed her breasts into me. i touched her hair and asked her to go home with me. she said she would but she disappeared. i made sure kelly had a ride home and i went down to the commodore for a boilermaker or three.
john walks in out of the blue and takes a stool next to me. i am just about to tell him about the girl i 'almost' took home when jen & kelly walk in. they told me that angie was back and looking for me. i called her cellphone and told her where to go. she shows up and we stuff the jukebox with the police and chicago. someone punched the wrong button and some 'new' country was played.
the bar closed, and angie & i walked the 30 feet to my place. it was time to put my moves on. i poured two short glasses of jager and she noticed a book in one of my bookshelves. it was a sex guide. we sat on the floor, she ignored her drink and flipped through the pages, pressing her body against me. i stroked her hair and kissed her ear, but then things took a turn for the worse. i guess her pills had worn off. she told me she doesn't kiss guys who smoke. i was pissed, but tried to hide it and i drank my jager. we sat on the couch together not talking and she fell asleep on me. by this time i was frustrated. i tried to get up without disturbing her, but she woke up and said she had to get going.
i was glad to see her go. i don't like getting played like that.
sorry my shit's been running looooooong!
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last night could've been great, but i was left with a bad taste in my mouth. i went with kelly to the show at uwm's 8th note. i gave my height and weight to these two girls and it was determined that i am obese. "let's go have some drinks" i said and we went down to the gasthaus. what a great college - there's a bar right in the student union!
it turns out that i am almost 10 years older than these girls, so i buy them beer. they are giddy to be drinking in a bar, and i drink two beers to their one. i get their names and numbers and go back upstairs.
i saw not one of the bands last night. i was too busy socializing.
i drank some whiskey with jesus and kelly, and then beer with megan, who i have a crush on, only to discover she's with this guy bijou now. she stood out in her pink coat, one of the most likeable girls i've ever met. i told dirty stories and kissed the hands of the new girls i met, megan's people. i had a nice gentle buzz on.
angie (one of the height and weight girls from earlier) is on pills, and pushed her breasts into me. i touched her hair and asked her to go home with me. she said she would but she disappeared. i made sure kelly had a ride home and i went down to the commodore for a boilermaker or three.
john walks in out of the blue and takes a stool next to me. i am just about to tell him about the girl i 'almost' took home when jen & kelly walk in. they told me that angie was back and looking for me. i called her cellphone and told her where to go. she shows up and we stuff the jukebox with the police and chicago. someone punched the wrong button and some 'new' country was played.
the bar closed, and angie & i walked the 30 feet to my place. it was time to put my moves on. i poured two short glasses of jager and she noticed a book in one of my bookshelves. it was a sex guide. we sat on the floor, she ignored her drink and flipped through the pages, pressing her body against me. i stroked her hair and kissed her ear, but then things took a turn for the worse. i guess her pills had worn off. she told me she doesn't kiss guys who smoke. i was pissed, but tried to hide it and i drank my jager. we sat on the couch together not talking and she fell asleep on me. by this time i was frustrated. i tried to get up without disturbing her, but she woke up and said she had to get going.
i was glad to see her go. i don't like getting played like that.
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punknitemike:
im seeing the menstrual tramps tommorrow, woo hoo! i cant wait!!!
india:
aw youre sweet! 