pantsonfire

so it's christmas eve and i'm wondering if santa is bringing the booze tonight. no really i'm just sitting at home listening to music. i made chili last night. that is my gift to the world. if you eat my chili, you are going to tell me that it was the best chili you've ever eaten. don't worry, i'm used to it. i've won chili cookoffs with my secret recipe and i know my shit is good. anyway merry christmas to all you christmas celebrators & happy festivus for the rest of us.

-Joe