Give me distilled happiness in a pill, or give me death.
A feel good comedy fix, a concoction of chemical calm.
Give me the warm excitement of my youth,
in two half capsuls and granulated powders.
I want to feel my extremities once more.
Give me amber liquors, lith and fluid.
May they fill up my vacant vessels, and cup.
For I have lived long...
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A feel good comedy fix, a concoction of chemical calm.
Give me the warm excitement of my youth,
in two half capsuls and granulated powders.
I want to feel my extremities once more.
Give me amber liquors, lith and fluid.
May they fill up my vacant vessels, and cup.
For I have lived long...
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pandasloth:
It is up to interpretation. 
angad19:
could you please provide me directions to these nymph woods? 
Happy freak'n hollendaise.
Merry genocide day everyone! And if I don't see ya, have a happy hang up a schizophrenic jew gathering too! I hope everyone eats lots of Ben Franklins favorite fowl and gets lots of material wealth from that drunken, fat beard, reverse burglar we all love and know, Dr. klahn.
Cheers, and fuck you!
(respectfully)
-J
P.S. We are building a corporate...
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Merry genocide day everyone! And if I don't see ya, have a happy hang up a schizophrenic jew gathering too! I hope everyone eats lots of Ben Franklins favorite fowl and gets lots of material wealth from that drunken, fat beard, reverse burglar we all love and know, Dr. klahn.
Cheers, and fuck you!
(respectfully)
-J
P.S. We are building a corporate...
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angad19:
About the leftovers... luckily I found a Chinese place that was open Thanksgiving night so I went there instead of eating leftovers. Even so, the food at said Chinese restaurant tasted like leftovers. 
Stadium seating closed in around the vomitoriums and engulfed them out of existence
(actually... I went to a taping of Conan O'Brien's show this summer and his studio had a vomitorium)
Stadium seating closed in around the vomitoriums and engulfed them out of existence
(actually... I went to a taping of Conan O'Brien's show this summer and his studio had a vomitorium)
angad19:
yknow... if he had given said speech during his youth, I'd be more than willing to believe he delivered it the way you edited it. He was quite dashing until his late 20's and I could absolutely conceive of him chasing after tail.
Thanks for the comment... it made me laugh
Thanks for the comment... it made me laugh
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tweedle:
aw aren't you a cutie 
jena:
retro and sexy yo
What's wrong with you people?
Here is an artful oversimplification of an answer:
Two half people who seek out eachother is really one person at odds with itself. The split goes deeper than sight or sound. The fissure is in our minds. Two sides, bonded by flesh, severed by design. Two dreams whispering, one to the other. Altering the path obscured in the mists of...
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Here is an artful oversimplification of an answer:
Two half people who seek out eachother is really one person at odds with itself. The split goes deeper than sight or sound. The fissure is in our minds. Two sides, bonded by flesh, severed by design. Two dreams whispering, one to the other. Altering the path obscured in the mists of...
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angad19:
I know I've said this before, but you have a really interesting and amazing writing style. It's stream-of-conscisouness-esque and metaphysical, but still tangible and coherent.
What a messy business indeed.
How have you been?
What a messy business indeed.
How have you been?
angad19:
aha yes the comic. I'd forgotten, as I'd had a very hectic few weeks, so all is well. Just drop it into a mailbox whenever you get the chance
Lets hope it's not H1N1, though even that won't be as bad as the strep you had.
This weekend seems to be a work filled one across the country. My friends back in CA are swamped, and I've got 2 midterms next week as well
... literally cross country from MA to IL to CA. Best of luck!
Lets hope it's not H1N1, though even that won't be as bad as the strep you had.
This weekend seems to be a work filled one across the country. My friends back in CA are swamped, and I've got 2 midterms next week as well
... literally cross country from MA to IL to CA. Best of luck!This amazes me.
beautifak:
FischerSpooner!! HELL YEAH!
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angad19:
they have cars in russia?!?!?!
angad19:
ah i see. when everyone drinks from the same cup, it reinforces the general doctrine of oneness, communality, and equality. quite the piece of propaganda there!
I am officially sick of being single. the bidding starts at coffee.
Can I hear a cup?
...anyone?
Can I hear a cup?
...anyone?
hexxus:
Ahh yes. You've got to enjoy the little things in life.. May be a rather unhappy camper otherwise.. =]
And thank you. I know it's a bit of a wait, but I'm sure we will all survive til then hehee
And thank you. I know it's a bit of a wait, but I'm sure we will all survive til then hehee
angad19:
haha... just one cup? come on man, you're worth way more than that.
Eyes upon thyself fixed! a gaze of love and contempt. The well of pride seeps into thine heart. This is set upon thee now, the age of reason hath departed. Revel in thine form, and figure.
Revel in Thine hour.
Touching smooth flesh, taught and unblemished. Rolling tongue over teeth, white and blinding. Cheshire grins, ignorant of the cracks and fissures that dwell within. Smile!...
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Revel in Thine hour.
Touching smooth flesh, taught and unblemished. Rolling tongue over teeth, white and blinding. Cheshire grins, ignorant of the cracks and fissures that dwell within. Smile!...
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pandasloth:
That's ok. I once attempted to start up an Atheist thread in current events, and got flamed, insulted, and even attacked by the Admin. Don't feel so bad.
Keep in mind a few things, should you go on a "real hike." Bring warm, comfortable, well fitted footware. Bring lots of water, and a means to carry it in easily accessible locations. Wear lots of layers, and if you are to be in a cold/wet area, bring something acrylic based, or wool. Cotton will soak you, and freeze you. Stay dry, watch your step, and enjoy the beauty of nature!
Keep in mind a few things, should you go on a "real hike." Bring warm, comfortable, well fitted footware. Bring lots of water, and a means to carry it in easily accessible locations. Wear lots of layers, and if you are to be in a cold/wet area, bring something acrylic based, or wool. Cotton will soak you, and freeze you. Stay dry, watch your step, and enjoy the beauty of nature!
pandasloth:
... Also, like the great late George Washington, Fuck the shit out of bears.
what else do I have but mind.
I left my heart in the sky, detonating like so many fireworks on the fourth of July.
Everyone set up chairs and sat about. Children looked on in wonder, as the shells
broke, and the fire ignited a phoenix, only this time it died. and when the oohs and
aahs subsided, the light went out from the heavens,...
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I left my heart in the sky, detonating like so many fireworks on the fourth of July.
Everyone set up chairs and sat about. Children looked on in wonder, as the shells
broke, and the fire ignited a phoenix, only this time it died. and when the oohs and
aahs subsided, the light went out from the heavens,...
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brightredscream:
I pulled the plug on my marriage and it's still hard sometimes...
8 years together, how can you ever really get over spending that much time with someone in your life? Especially when things weren't necessarily HORRIBLE...they just weren't right.
8 years together, how can you ever really get over spending that much time with someone in your life? Especially when things weren't necessarily HORRIBLE...they just weren't right.
brightredscream:
It really is.
angad19:
i love the expression on the fact of the guy behind him... it's the same expression the entire cabinet has whenever the president gives a speech.
brightredscream:
Hahaha!