Harrooo,
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, what's up fools? What's up with you, how the hell are ya? I've been good, I just started dating this HAWT (i don't usually resort to such colloquialisms but I was tetherred by the mudane hum-drummery of my usual stand-ins, gorgeous, stunning and etherial, I digress) 27 year old, single mother of a polite and adorable four year old. She is funny, sarcastic, sweet, compassionate and kind, her name is Dawn, which is fitting because she is as striking as a hang-over morning. Ya know what I mean? A hang-over morning? The shit I have to put up with for you, that is when, for example you go over a friends house for a long night of drinking and then when you wake up in the morning to leave, so you open their front door and VOILA! She's that beautiful. So needless to say, I'm in love. Other than that work is fine, save for the nut-job who's effect on me is only equalled by that of a broken glass lined wedgie. I'm still w....a.....i....t....i....n...g.... to hear back about school for next year, I will be on my way to becoming a math teacher! Job #2 is ok, I work with alot of fun people and only like 15 hours a week so it's not too bad. Car's a shit box, never making enough money, brother/roomie is a pain in the ass, in the middle of a break-out, too much to do, too little time, Bush is ruining over 200 years of hard work, but who the fuck cares I'm dating a freakin' supermodel!
-How's My Driving? Call 1 800 DROPMEAFRIGGINLINESOMETIME,
PANA
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, what's up fools? What's up with you, how the hell are ya? I've been good, I just started dating this HAWT (i don't usually resort to such colloquialisms but I was tetherred by the mudane hum-drummery of my usual stand-ins, gorgeous, stunning and etherial, I digress) 27 year old, single mother of a polite and adorable four year old. She is funny, sarcastic, sweet, compassionate and kind, her name is Dawn, which is fitting because she is as striking as a hang-over morning. Ya know what I mean? A hang-over morning? The shit I have to put up with for you, that is when, for example you go over a friends house for a long night of drinking and then when you wake up in the morning to leave, so you open their front door and VOILA! She's that beautiful. So needless to say, I'm in love. Other than that work is fine, save for the nut-job who's effect on me is only equalled by that of a broken glass lined wedgie. I'm still w....a.....i....t....i....n...g.... to hear back about school for next year, I will be on my way to becoming a math teacher! Job #2 is ok, I work with alot of fun people and only like 15 hours a week so it's not too bad. Car's a shit box, never making enough money, brother/roomie is a pain in the ass, in the middle of a break-out, too much to do, too little time, Bush is ruining over 200 years of hard work, but who the fuck cares I'm dating a freakin' supermodel!
-How's My Driving? Call 1 800 DROPMEAFRIGGINLINESOMETIME,
PANA